PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Buford Bass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sucka Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sucka Dick has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Buford Bass's chin.

Bass
vs
Dick

223 cm
18
150 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

177 cm
18
153 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Can Moonwalk

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Buford Bass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sucka Dick!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Daniel Cesar and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bass moves out of range of the leg kick from Dick.

Bass gets caught flat footed, as Dick shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Bass looking for a sweep. Not yet Bass, not yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bass keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully.
Dick postures up.
Bass really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dick stops Bass from standing up.

Sucka Dick has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Dick drives through with a takedown into guard.

Bass is looking for a triangle but Dick pushes his legs off easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bass had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dick defends it easily.
Dick trying to control the position from guard on top but Bass is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bass keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully.
Bass utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bass keeping moving, preventing Dick from controlling successfully.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.

Sucka Dick has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Bass shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Bass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dick on the ground.

Bass is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dick doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Bass.
Bass is breathing heavily.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dick trying to control here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bass wants to stand up but Dick is controlling the position.
Dick is pressing down on Bass's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Dick looking to control.
Bass has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dick is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dick lands strikes from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick wants to stand up but Bass is controlling the position.
Dick passes to full mount!
Dick looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dick looking to control but Bass is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bass wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sucka Dick dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Dick closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dick lands in his opponent's guard.
Bass is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dick trying to control the position from guard on top but Bass is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Sucka Dick was stalling too much, according to the referee.

Dick closes the distance and clinches.

Bass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Bass decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Dick trying to control here.
Dick tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Dick is looking to control Bass's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dick avoid being mounted?

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Sucka Dick.
Dick stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dick wants it to stay on the feet.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Bass enables Dick to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Bass manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Dick is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bass preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bass wants to improve his position but instead Dick has moved into half guard.
Dick is just content to waste time from the top position. Bass takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
Dick is in close to Bass's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dick sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Bass's guard.
Bass is staying active underneath Dick, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bass pushes Dick off looking to stand but Dick dives back in and keeps control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bass's head.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Bass is in trouble now - Dick has advanced to mount!
Sucka Dick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dick trying to control but Bass is having none of it.
Dick fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sucka Dick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Dick shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Dick showed some decent athleticism there.
Bass pushes Dick off looking to stand but Dick dives back in and keeps control.
Bass won't allow Dick to pass to mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bass has hold of Dick's hands but Dick slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bass is trying to stand up here but Dick is controlling him well.
Dick works his way into full mount!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dick raining down hammerfists from mount.

Bass is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Oh Bass is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Dick throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Bass has his hands clasped together but Dick breaks the hold and Bass is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Dick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sucka Dick!