PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Spermatanker Anuslikker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Francisco Civintiani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spermatanker Anuslikker could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Francisco Civintiani's chin.

Anuslikker
vs
Civintiani

180 cm
25
200 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
210 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Spermatanker Anuslikker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Francisco Civintiani!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anuslikker fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Anuslikker moves out of range as Civintiani throws a body kick.
Anuslikker looking to land some kicks to the body here.

Anuslikker instigates a clinch.
Anuslikker has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Civintiani.

Anuslikker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Anuslikker shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Civintiani as he jumps to the side.

Civintiani lands a big head kick that sends Anuslikker tumbling to the mat! Civintiani takes a step backwards and waves Anuslikker back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Spermatanker Anuslikker has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Civintiani scores with a leg kick.
Anuslikker walks straight into a right hand from Civintiani - that's dropped him! Civintiani jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Anuslikker from any more punishment! Anuslikker complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Francisco Civintiani!
A relieved looking Francisco Civintiani thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.