PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kublai Congo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orville Redenbacher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Congo's entrance music is Lil' Jamal- Genetic For Terror. A fine choice. Redenbacher has chosen Danger Zone as his entrance music. Orville Redenbacher is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Congo
vs
Redenbacher

179 cm
36
199 lbs
37 - 25 - 1

190 cm
35
220 lbs
37 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 25 - 1, fighting out of London, Kublai Congo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orville Redenbacher!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Redenbacher ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Congo has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Congo thuds his right hand into Redenbacher's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Redenbacher moves into range and clinches up with Congo.
Redenbacher prevents a takedown attempt there.
Congo lands a hook to the side of the head.
Congo is looking to control Redenbacher's arms but Redenbacher gets an underhook and turns him. Now Congo has his back to the cage.
Congo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Redenbacher misses with a punch to the body.
Congo tries to throw a body punch but Redenbacher avoids it by throwing Congo back against the cage.
Redenbacher can't find room to land a body shot as Congo controls the action.
Redenbacher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Redenbacher misses with a hook from the clinch.
Congo is working for takedown but Redenbacher is calmly controlling the position for now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Redenbacher lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
Redenbacher has a couple of punches blocked by Congo.
Redenbacher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Redenbacher prevents a body shot from Congo.
Redenbacher tries to work over Congo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Redenbacher.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Congo is trying to force a seperation but Redenbacher has the dominant position.
Congo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Redenbacher can't find room to land a body shot as Congo controls the action.
Congo wants to take the fight to the mat but Redenbacher manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kublai Congo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Congo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Congo swings wildly with an uppercut but Redenbacher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Redenbacher lands a left hand.
Redenbacher throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Congo is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Redenbacher lands a body shot.
A short right from Redenbacher on the inside.
Redenbacher scores with a shot to the side of Congo's head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Congo.
A short body shot lands from Redenbacher as the two fighters clinch.
Redenbacher working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Congo blocks a body shot from Redenbacher.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Congo looking to slow down the pace here.
Redenbacher scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Redenbacher lands a nice uppercut.
Congo has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Redenbacher after a bit of a struggle.
Redenbacher struggles to land a body shot inside as Congo controls his hands.
Redenbacher lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Redenbacher.
Congo takes a shot to the head.
Redenbacher tries to work over Congo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Congo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Redenbacher tries a body shot but Congo blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Redenbacher.
Redenbacher goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Redenbacher tries a body shot but Congo blocks it.
Congo has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Redenbacher avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Good body shot from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Congo's elbow.
Still in the clinch, Redenbacher scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Redenbacher.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Congo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Redenbacher is defending well for now.

Redenbacher breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Redenbacher jabs Congo right on the nose. Congo blinks but takes it well.
Congo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Congo moves into the clinch.
Redenbacher lands a right hand that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
Congo takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Redenbacher.
Congo wants to take the fight to the mat but Redenbacher manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Congo wants a takedown but no success here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Redenbacher.
Redenbacher tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Redenbacher works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Congo misses with a body punch.
Congo is looking for a takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher scores with a nice hook to the head.
Congo swings wildly with an uppercut but Redenbacher uses good head movement to avoid it.
Redenbacher avoids a wild elbow strike from Congo.
A right hand to the body from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Redenbacher makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Redenbacher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Congo trying to land knees to the body.
Redenbacher doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Redenbacher lands an uppercut.
Redenbacher pushes Congo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Redenbacher lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
A right hand to the body from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice body punch from Redenbacher - that landed with a thud.
Redenbacher scores with a nice hook to the head.
Redenbacher lands a nice uppercut.
Congo takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orville Redenbacher dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Redenbacher lands with a straight right. Congo didn't see that one coming.
Congo wants to land a leg kick but Redenbacher is out of range.
Redenbacher has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Redenbacher just misses with a punch to the body.

Redenbacher closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Congo blocks an uppercut.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Redenbacher blocks a body shot from Congo.
Redenbacher lands a right hand that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
Congo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Congo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Congo tries a body shot but Redenbacher blocks it.
Redenbacher lands a hook that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
A frustrated look appears on Congo's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Congo.
Congo lands a nice knee to the body.
Redenbacher blocks an uppercut.
Congo tries to throw a body punch but Redenbacher avoids it by throwing Congo back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Congo leaning against his opponent.
Good body shot from Redenbacher.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Congo has Redenbacher pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Redenbacher manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A short right from Redenbacher on the inside.
Redenbacher lands a right hand that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
Congo prevents a body shot from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Congo prevents a body shot from Redenbacher.
Congo takes a shot to the head.
Redenbacher tries to work over Congo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Redenbacher misses with a body punch.
Redenbacher lands a left hand.
Redenbacher misses with a body punch.
Congo misses with a punch on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Congo is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Redenbacher throws a head punch that misses.
Redenbacher scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Congo looking to slow down the pace here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher lands a hook that snaps the head of Congo backwards.

Congo is rocked!
Redenbacher misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Congo.
Redenbacher lands a body punch in the clinch.
Redenbacher lands a nice shot to the body.
Redenbacher blocks a body shot from Congo.
Congo working aggressively here.
Orville Redenbacher seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A right hook to the body lands for Redenbacher.
Congo is looking for a takedown.
A hook to the body from Redenbacher.
A short right from Redenbacher.
Redenbacher misses with a hook to the ribs.
Congo trying to stall but Redenbacher improves his position.
Redenbacher tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Congo has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Redenbacher avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kublai Congo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A nice left hand lands by Redenbacher.
Redenbacher lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Oh Congo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Redenbacher lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Redenbacher creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Congo's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Congo drops to his knees and Redenbacher pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Orville Redenbacher!
Orville Redenbacher seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Kublai Congo had this to say: 'bowsheet!'.