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Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Khaled Khaled (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tubo Lard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Khaled's entrance music is DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win. A fine choice. Lard is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by I'm Fat. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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216 lbs
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223 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Khaled Khaled!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tubo Lard!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Hirohito Nitta and Shirou Masuda.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Lard misses its intended target.
A head kick misses from Khaled.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lard.
Lard throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lard throws a leg kick but Khaled checks it.
Lard wants to slow Khaled down by chopping away at his legs.
Lard has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Lard thows a body shot but no joy.
Lard throws a lazy head kick
and Khaled counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Khaled uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lard swings wildly with an uppercut but Khaled uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lard scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lard scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lard breaks the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Khaled staying out of range there.
Lard has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Khaled.
Lard misses with a looping right.
Khaled takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A jab from Lard finds it's way through Khaled's defenses.
Khaled has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Razor Sharp Training Systems [Hellraiser Inc.] in the buildup to the fight.
Khaled avoids the head kick by Lard.
Lard scores with a jab.
Khaled on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Khaled lands a jab to the nose.
Khaled throws the left hand but Lard avoids the punch easily.
Khaled misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Khaled defending well as Lard loads up on a big left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A leg kick checked by Khaled.
Khaled throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Khaled misses with a body kick.
Lard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Khaled has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Khaled throws a series of punches but Lard moves out of range.
Khaled blocks a leg kick.
Lard thows a leg kick but Khaled checks it
letting Khaled counter with a right hand.
Khaled connects with a leg kick. Lard looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Khaled moves into the clinch successfully.
Khaled breaks from the clinch.
Khaled moves out of range as Lard strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Tubo Lard will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Lard keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Lard throws a lazy head kick
and Khaled makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Khaled keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lard.
Khaled checks a leg kick.
Lard throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Tubo Lard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A decent looking cross lands there for Lard.
Lard fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lard misses with a low kick.
Lard clobbers Khaled with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Khaled tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lard connects with a jab.
Khaled throws a jab but it's blocked by Lard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard misses with a leg kick
and Khaled counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Khaled rushes Lard and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Khaled lands an uppercut.
Khaled manages to break the clinch.
Khaled lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Khaled swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lard tries to score with a low kick but Khaled moves his leg out of the way.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lard lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Khaled has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Khaled and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Good work by Khaled as he checks the leg kick.
Lard fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Khaled checks it well.
Nice body kick there by Khaled.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Khaled, right into the meat.
Khaled lands a high kick!
A big right from Khaled misses.
Lard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Khaled in his tracks.
Khaled throws a head kick that misses.
Khaled throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Lard sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lard lands a head kick. Khaled smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Lard throws a leg kick
and Khaled counters with an outside leg kick.
Lard scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard thumps Khaled with a low kick.
Khaled throws a leg kick but Lard checks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Khaled Khaled dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Khaled takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Khaled gets a clinch.
Khaled works on Lard's body with a couple of short punches.
Khaled scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Khaled has him pressed against the ropes.
Lard looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Lard tries a body shot but Khaled blocks it.
Lard goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Khaled dodges an elbow strike from Lard.
Lard working aggressively here.
Khaled presses Lard against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Khaled lands a hook that snaps the head of Lard backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lard takes a knee right on the jaw!
Khaled scores a nice knee to the body.
A short uppercut from Khaled.
Khaled tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Lard misses with a punch to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Khaled manages to break the clinch.
Jab from Lard.
Khaled takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Lard has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Khaled throws a leg kick but Lard sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Lard throws a leg kick but Khaled sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lard, as that shot connected.
Lard thows a leg kick but Khaled checks it
and Khaled counters with a nice leg kick.
Khaled keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lard.
Jab by Khaled.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard connects with a body shot.
A punch lands to the side of Khaled 's head but he takes it in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khaled uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lard.
Lard ducks right into an uppercut from Khaled.
Lard scores with a crisp jab that stopped Khaled in his tracks.
A telegraphed right hand from Lard misses the target.
A telegraphed right hand from Lard misses the target.
Khaled connects with an inside leg kick.
Lard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Khaled has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lard jabs Khaled right on the nose. Khaled blinks but takes it well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Khaled uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lard.
Lard throws a solid leg kick but Khaled takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lard.
Lard misses the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Khaled Khaled clearly takes that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Khaled moves out of range of the body kick from Lard.
Khaled fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lard is out of range.
Lard throws a lazy head kick
and Khaled counters with an inside leg kick.
Lard misses with a head kick.
Lard gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Khaled turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Lard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Khaled was well out of range. Poor timing from Lard.
Lard motions for Khaled to come forward. Lard throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Khaled Khaled is winning the standup battle so far.
Lard gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lard misses with the head strike.
Lard blocking some punches.
Khaled is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lard blocking some punches.
Lard tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Khaled avoids it.
Khaled tries to land knees in the clinch but Lard avoids the damage to the body.
Lard letting Khaled take a breather here.
Khaled breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lard looks to throw a body kick
and Khaled counters by clinching up.
Lard is trying to break the clinch but Khaled has him pressed against the ropes.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Khaled tries to land knees in the clinch but Lard avoids the damage to the body.
Lard throws an elbow but it misses.
Khaled is trying to break the clinch but Lard is controlling him.
Khaled wants to stall.
Khaled has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Khaled misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khaled prevents a body shot from Lard.
Khaled breaks the clinch.
Lard thows a leg kick but Khaled checks it
letting Khaled counter with a right hand.
Lard lands a lovely overhand right.
Lard throws a leg kick
and Lard takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lard throws a low kick but Khaled moves out of range easily.
Lard pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Khaled misses with a body kick.
Lard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lard gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Khaled holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Khaled blocking some punches.
Lard fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Khaled Khaled had his way with Tubo Lard in that round.
That's time! Khaled's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Lard throws a sloppy head kick and Khaled moves out of range easily.
Tubo Lard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Khaled Khaled is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A head kick misses from Lard.
Lard connects with an inside leg kick.
Lard throws a leg kick but Khaled checks it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Khaled.
Lard tries to land a leg kick but Khaled saw it coming and moves away.
Lard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Lard takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Lard throws a lazy right hand but Khaled sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Khaled swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Lard.
Khaled lands a leg kick that knocks Lard off balance momentarily.
Lard lands a nice leg kick that just misses Khaled's sensitive parts.
Khaled avoids the head kick by Lard.
Lard throws a low kick, looking for Khaled's leg but Khaled calmly moves out of range.
Khaled takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Khaled throws a wild body kick that Lard sees coming a mile off.
Khaled moves out of range of the leg kick from Lard.
Lard walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Khaled checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lard, right into the meat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lard.
A slapping body kick lands there for Khaled.
Khaled lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Lard misses with a wild body shot.
Lard throws a leg kick
letting Khaled counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lard misses with a leg kick
and Khaled counters with a body kick.
Good work by Lard as he checks the leg kick.
Lard walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Khaled checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Khaled throws a push kick but Lard slaps the foot to one side.
Lard thows a leg kick but Khaled checks it
and Khaled counters with a lovely straight right hand!
And that's the end of the fight!
Tubo Lard comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Khaled has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 49:46
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 49:46
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 49:47
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Khaled Khaled!
Khaled Khaled decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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