PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dik Noil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noil kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Celtic Warrior. On his way into the cage it seems that Dik Noil has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dik Noil seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Noil
vs
Williams

200 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

166 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dik Noil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Matt Williams!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Paul Tew and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Noil drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Noil will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Williams on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

It looks like Matt Williams has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Noil slows the pace down.
Williams really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Noil. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Williams tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Noil taking a breather here.

Noil in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Williams is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dik Noil!
A very excited looking Dik Noil made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.