PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bernie Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bernie Hart has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bill
vs
Hart

225 cm
35
300 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

225 cm
32
300 lbs
25 - 13 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$)

BeastMode

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bernie Hart!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Taro Takaoka and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill lands a high kick!

It looks like Bernie Hart has been cut.
Hart misses the shot to the body.
Bill misses with a head kick.
Shitty Bill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Hart misses with a wild body shot.
Some wild striking there from Hart.
A head kick misses from Bill.
Bill misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hart doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bill jabs at Hart's body.
A head kick misses from Bill.
Hart gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bill.
Bill thuds his shin into the meat of Hart's side.
Hart looks winded!
Bill works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Hart takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Hart avoids the head kick by Bill.
Bill dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hart. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hart misses with a kick to the body
and Bill counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That has opened up Bernie Hart's cut even more.
Hart looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bill pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bill uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hart.
Bill cracks Hart with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Hart is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Hart is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Hart could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Shitty Bill!
Shitty Bill managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$), into his post fight interview.