PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mica Makaaja (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Bryan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Makaaja comes to the cage accompanied by BassLovers United - I Can't Dance. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bryan's choice of entrance music: Flight of the Valkyries. Daniel Bryan is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Makaaja
vs
Bryan

180 cm
35
215 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

179 cm
26
203 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mica Makaaja!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Daniel Bryan!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bryan gets caught flat footed, as Makaaja shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Makaaja stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bryan swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bryan is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Makaaja passes Bryan's left leg - he's now in half guard.

Bryan looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bryan is looking to improve his position.

Bryan actively working from the bottom here.
Makaaja is looking to take a break and control but Bryan is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bryan is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Makaaja seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Bryan is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Mica Makaaja!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Mica Makaaja made sure he mentioned Zipp Zapp, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Daniel Bryan spoke after the fight, saying 'NO! NO! NO! NO!'.