PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dirt McGirt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Jewpacabra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McGirt comes to the cage accompanied by Kuba Knap - Zbyt dziabnięty. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

McGirt
vs
Jewpacabra

185 cm
26
172 lbs
10 - 7 - 2

189 cm
26
177 lbs
10 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 2, fighting out of New York, Dirt McGirt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, El Jewpacabra!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Russell Pearce and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McGirt fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jewpacabra checks it well.
Jewpacabra tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McGirt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McGirt misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've been informed that Jewpacabra has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Jewpacabra tries to close the distance and clinch but McGirt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jewpacabra avoids the body shot from McGirt.
El Jewpacabra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGirt throws a hook but Jewpacabra blocks it.
A swing and a miss from McGirt.
A looping hook to the body misses from McGirt. Jewpacabra does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from McGirt misses the target.
Jewpacabra connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
An inside leg kick lands from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McGirt.
Jewpacabra steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McGirt.
McGirt throws a low kick, looking for Jewpacabra's leg but Jewpacabra calmly moves out of range.
Jewpacabra misses the jab.
McGirt swings for the body but Jewpacabra moves out of range.
McGirt is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jewpacabra closes the distance and clinches.
McGirt is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jewpacabra is keeping busy.
Jewpacabra pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
McGirt lands an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by McGirt.
Jewpacabra lands an elbow just above McGirt 's eye.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jewpacabra creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
McGirt misses with the head strike.
McGirt controlling the action here for a moment.
McGirt working aggressively here.
McGirt lands a hook that snaps the head of Jewpacabra backwards.
McGirt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGirt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGirt tries to work over Jewpacabra's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McGirt on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McGirt scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jewpacabra scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McGirt has a couple of punches blocked by Jewpacabra.
McGirt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGirt misses with the head strike.
McGirt stalling in the clinch but Jewpacabra improves position.
Jewpacabra softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McGirt gets through Jewpacabra's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
McGirt is leaning against Jewpacabra and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jewpacabra misses with an elbow strike.
A short right from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but McGirt is keeping busy.
Jewpacabra unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jewpacabra lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jewpacabra tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McGirt avoids it.
Jewpacabra blocking some punches.

McGirt breaks the clinch.
McGirt thows a body shot but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGirt ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jewpacabra moves away.
McGirt tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McGirt misses the body punch
and Jewpacabra connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jab, jab by Jewpacabra - just one landing.
Jewpacabra wants to clinch.
Jewpacabra avoids a kick to the body.
Jewpacabra lands a jab to the head.
Jewpacabra with a nice cross.
McGirt missing with a left hand there. Jewpacabra was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jewpacabra throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jewpacabra uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jewpacabra is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jewpacabra missing with a left hand there. McGirt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jewpacabra tries to close the distance and clinch up but McGirt swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A good leg kick by Jewpacabra.
McGirt avoids a kick to the body.
Jewpacabra avoids the body shot from McGirt.
Jewpacabra tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McGirt paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McGirt keeps the fight on the outside.
McGirt lands with a kick to the ribs.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jewpacabra lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jewpacabra shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McGirt eats them both and turns towards Jewpacabra to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jewpacabra connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Jewpacabra takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jewpacabra pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jewpacabra throws a sloppy head kick and McGirt moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

El Jewpacabra dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Jewpacabra fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jewpacabra looks to land a right hand but McGirt moved out of range.
Jewpacabra moves in looking to clinch but McGirt pushes him off.
McGirt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra is looking to clinch.
Jewpacabra lands with a cross.
McGirt checks a low kick from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McGirt scoring well with a low kick there.
Jewpacabra bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jewpacabra keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McGirt.
Jewpacabra ducks under a wild hook from McGirt.
Jewpacabra defending well as McGirt loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from McGirt misses its intended target.
El Jewpacabra seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jewpacabra throws the kick towards the body but McGirt avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGirt throws a body punch but Jewpacabra moves out of range.
McGirt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jewpacabra fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jewpacabra scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jewpacabra tries to clinch but McGirt moves out of range.
McGirt throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Jewpacabra shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. McGirt eats them both and turns towards Jewpacabra to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
McGirt misses the shot to the body.
McGirt blocks the body kick.
Jewpacabra is looking to clinch but McGirt is avoiding it.
McGirt takes a swing at Jewpacabra's ribcage but misses.
McGirt misses with a looping right.
Jewpacabra uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McGirt.
Jewpacabra throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGirt sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jewpacabra throws a hook but McGirt avoids it easily.
McGirt is looking to wear down Jewpacabra with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Jewpacabra tries to clinch up but McGirt circles away and keeps his distance.
Jewpacabra checks a low kick from McGirt.
A solid body kick from Jewpacabra.
McGirt fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jewpacabra is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jewpacabra looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jewpacabra throws the kick towards the body but McGirt avoids it.
McGirt has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jewpacabra.
McGirt looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jewpacabra looks to land a body kick but McGirt moved away.
McGirt pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jewpacabra bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McGirt walks into a stiff left hand from Jewpacabra.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGirt thows a body kick. Jewpacabra tries to catch it but that hurt him.
McGirt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra misses with a straight right.
McGirt throws a right hand that misses
and McGirt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jewpacabra fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McGirt looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jewpacabra wants to clinch up but McGirt keeps it at a distance.
McGirt lands with a cross.
McGirt ducks under a wild hook from Jewpacabra.
McGirt lands an overhand right.
Jewpacabra connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McGirt momentarily.
Nice cross by Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A clash of legs there as McGirt blocks the low kick.
Jewpacabra just misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGirt misses with a low kick as Jewpacabra jumps back.
McGirt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jewpacabra.
McGirt digs a good hook to Jewpacabra's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jewpacabra moves in looking to clinch but McGirt pushes him off.
McGirt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McGirt attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Jewpacabra has McGirt up against the cage in a clinch.
A short body shot lands from McGirt as the two fighters clinch.
McGirt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jewpacabra backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McGirt throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jewpacabra keeps the fight in the clinch, despite McGirt's efforts to push away.
Jewpacabra tries a knee to the head but McGirt blocks it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jewpacabra throws an elbow but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but El Jewpacabra will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

McGirt walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jewpacabra.
McGirt takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jewpacabra tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McGirt was well out of range. Poor timing from Jewpacabra.
McGirt swings for the body but Jewpacabra moves out of range.
Jewpacabra darts in trying to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
McGirt throws a solid leg kick but Jewpacabra takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McGirt.
Jewpacabra looks to throw the jab but McGirt is out of range.
McGirt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jewpacabra manages to avoid it.
McGirt slips a straight right by Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra misses with a wild combination.
Jewpacabra misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jewpacabra lands a leg kick that knocks McGirt off balance momentarily.
Jewpacabra tries to clinch but McGirt is having none of it.
A jab from McGirt finds it's way through Jewpacabra's defenses.
McGirt chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jewpacabra can pounce on him.
Jewpacabra avoids the body shot from McGirt.
Jewpacabra throws a leg kick
and McGirt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McGirt takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McGirt takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jewpacabra throws a right and a left that both miss.
Good exchange - Jewpacabra coming out on top.

Jewpacabra has managed to clinch.
McGirt avoids the elbow strike from Jewpacabra, against the cage.
Jewpacabra with a knee to the head.
Jewpacabra is trying to stall.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGirt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
McGirt throws a head punch that misses.
McGirt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McGirt lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGirt lands with a left to the head.
McGirt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jewpacabra is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McGirt is defending well for now.
A shot in the inside from McGirt.

Jewpacabra is rocked!
McGirt swings wildly with an uppercut but Jewpacabra uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jewpacabra is still on wobbly legs! Can McGirt finish him?
McGirt pushes off an throws an elbow but Jewpacabra leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Jewpacabra blocking some punches.
McGirt has a couple of punches blocked by Jewpacabra.
McGirt misses with the head strike.
A short body shot lands from McGirt as the two fighters clinch.
McGirt throws a punch but it's blocked by Jewpacabra.
McGirt pushes off an throws an elbow but Jewpacabra leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McGirt throws a punch but it's blocked by Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McGirt dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
McGirt avoids a wild elbow strike from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McGirt works on Jewpacabra's body with a couple of short punches.
McGirt blocking some punches.
Jewpacabra looking to slow down the pace here.
McGirt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jewpacabra blocks an uppercut.
McGirt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McGirt has a couple of punches blocked by Jewpacabra.
McGirt throws a head punch that misses.
McGirt throws a punch but it's blocked by Jewpacabra.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jewpacabra.
A head punch on the inside from McGirt fails to land.
Jewpacabra blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from McGirt fails to land.
McGirt swings wildly with an uppercut but Jewpacabra uses good head movement to avoid it.
McGirt has a couple of punches blocked by Jewpacabra.
McGirt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
McGirt throws a head punch that misses.
McGirt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

McGirt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McGirt steps into range and unloads a brutal right left combo! Jewpacabra is out on his feet! McGirt sets himself and nearly takes Jewpacabra's head off with a straight right, sending him crashing to the mat! Wow, that was nasty... but awesome! Wooo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dirt McGirt!
In his post fight interview, Dirt McGirt started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.