PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yngwie Malmsteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Incan Bulb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Malmsteen
vs
Bulb

150 cm
28
130 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

172 cm
27
153 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Yngwie Malmsteen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Incan Bulb!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Dmitry Maklakov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malmsteen looks to land a right hand but Bulb moved out of range.
Malmsteen throws a looping overhand right but Bulb ducks down to avoid it.
Malmsteen just misses with a punch to the body.
Bulb connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Malmsteen's hands.
Malmsteen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Malmsteen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bulb avoids the body shot from Malmsteen.
Bulb scores with a leg kick.
Bulb attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Malmsteen takes a swing at Bulb's ribcage but misses.
Bulb tried to score with a low kick but Malmsteen checks it.
Bulb throws an overhand right that lands on Malmsteen's shoulder, as Malmsteen tries to avoid the shot.
Malmsteen takes a swing at Bulb's ribcage but misses.
Malmsteen blocks a head kick by Bulb.
Malmsteen thows a body shot but no joy.
Bulb fails to land with a series of punches.
Malmsteen avoids the head kick by Bulb.
Malmsteen checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malmsteen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Malmsteen scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bulb lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Malmsteen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Malmsteen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bulb blocks a jab.
Bulb ducks under a wild hook from Malmsteen.
Bulb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bulb goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bulb ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Malmsteen moves away.
Bulb lands with a nice body kick.
Malmsteen lands with a hook. Bulb tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bulb fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Malmsteen.
Bulb scores with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malmsteen jabs Bulb to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Malmsteen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bulb misses with a body shot.
Bulb throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen slips under a jab from Bulb.
Malmsteen misses with a hook
and Bulb counters with a slapping leg kick.
Bulb shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bulb scores with a head kick. Malmsteen tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Malmsteen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Bulb will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bulb moves out of range as Malmsteen throws a body kick.
Bulb throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bulb needs to keep his hands up - Malmsteen had a free shot at his head there.

It looks like Incan Bulb has been cut.
The fighters circling - Malmsteen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Malmsteen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bulb.
Bulb is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Malmsteen.
Malmsteen misses with a body shot.
Malmsteen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bulb.
Malmsteen throws a solid leg kick but Bulb takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Malmsteen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen misses with a looping left.
Bulb throws a leg kick but Malmsteen sees it coming and moves out of range.
Malmsteen tries to clinch up.
Bulb slips a jab from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen fails to land with a series of punches.
Bulb lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Malmsteen digs a good hook to Bulb's body.
A head kick by Malmsteen misses
and Bulb finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bulb scores with a hook to the body. Malmsteen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Malmsteen misses with a wild body shot.
Bulb connects with an inside leg kick.
Incan Bulb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Malmsteen shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Malmsteen blocks a head kick by Bulb.
Bulb throws a low kick but Malmsteen avoids it.
Bulb swings for the body but Malmsteen moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen connects with the punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bulb scores with a kick to the midsection.
Bulb throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Malmsteen blocks a low kick nicely.
Bulb works the jab nicely.
Nice body punch from Bulb.
Malmsteen drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Malmsteen avoids the head kick by Bulb.
Malmsteen thows a body shot but no joy.
Bulb connects with a looping right hand.
Bulb lands a high kick!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Malmsteen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bulb.
A shot to the liver by Malmsteen. Beautiful body shot.
A head kick misses from Malmsteen.
A left lands for Malmsteen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Yngwie Malmsteen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Incan Bulb's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Malmsteen thows a body shot but no joy.
Yngwie Malmsteen is winning the standup battle so far.
Malmsteen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Malmsteen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Malmsteen here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Bulb misses with a body kick.
Malmsteen scores with a shot to the body.
Malmsteen needs to keep his hands up - Bulb had a free shot at his head there.
Bulb avoids the body shot from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen misses with a two punch combination.
Malmsteen has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A jab from Malmsteen misses.
Bulb looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Malmsteen throws a right hand that Bulb ducks under and follows up with a left that Bulb also avoids with ease.
Bulb lands a head kick!
Malmsteen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malmsteen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bulb misses with a head kick.
Bulb listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Malmsteen checks a low kick from Bulb.
Malmsteen moves out of range of the body kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Malmsteen finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Malmsteen attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jab by Malmsteen.
A bone on bone clash there as Malmsteen blocks the leg kick.
Bulb uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Malmsteen.
Bulb throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bulb fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malmsteen manages to avoid it.
Malmsteen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Malmsteen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Malmsteen throws a nice looking combination but Bulb bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bulb looks to score with a jab to the body but Malmsteen is just out of range.
Malmsteen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nice shot by Bulb.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bulb dodges the punch combination from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bulb buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Malmsteen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bulb moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Malmsteen tries to bum rush Bulb with a series of wild strikes but Bulb uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Malmsteen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Malmsteen tests Bulb's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bulb lands a nice hook to Malmsteen's body. Malmsteen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Malmsteen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bulb is able to avoid easily.
Malmsteen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Malmsteen takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen thuds a left hand into Bulb's body.
Bulb has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A combination from Malmsteen does no damage.
Bulb looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Malmsteen throws a body punch but Bulb moves out of range.
Malmsteen throws an off balance right hand
and Bulb counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Bulb lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Bulb slips under a jab.
Bulb throws a nice outside leg kick.
Malmsteen moves forwards but Bulb connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A combination from Malmsteen does no damage.
Malmsteen thuds a left hand into Bulb's body.
Bulb throws a leg kick but Malmsteen checks it.
Bulb moves out of range of the strikes.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Malmsteen, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bulb, right into the meat.
Bulb connects with a nice looking jab.
Bulb scoring well with a low kick there.
Malmsteen tries to move into range but Bulb moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bulb throws a sloppy head kick and Malmsteen moves out of range easily.
Malmsteen looks to score with a jab to the body but Bulb is just out of range.
Bulb misses with a wild body shot.
Bulb pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Bulb tries a head kick but it misses.
Bulb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Malmsteen throws a body punch but Bulb moves out of range.
Bulb is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Malmsteen avoids the head kick by Bulb.
Malmsteen throws a wild body kick that Bulb sees coming a mile off.
Bulb takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Yngwie Malmsteen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Incan Bulb's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Bulb uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Malmsteen.
Bulb cracks a nice hook into Malmsteen's ribs.
A head kick misses from Bulb.
Bulb lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bulb misses with a wild body shot.
Bulb throws a head kick but Malmsteen moves out of range.
Bulb throws a lazy right hand but Malmsteen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Bulb.
Bulb takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bulb displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Malmsteen throws out the jab.
Bulb avoids the body shot from Malmsteen.
Bulb lands a nice looking kick to the body. Malmsteen takes a step back to recover.
Malmsteen throws a leg kick which misses Bulb's front leg but catches the back leg as Bulb tries to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Bulb.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bulb connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bulb bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Malmsteen's head.
Bulb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bulb defending well as Malmsteen loads up on a big left hand.
Malmsteen throws out a loose jab but Bulb uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bulb tries to land a front kick but Malmsteen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Malmsteen throws a jab but it's blocked by Bulb.
Malmsteen swings for the body but Bulb moves out of range.
Malmsteen throws out a loose jab but Bulb uses good head movement to avoid it.
Malmsteen paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bulb looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Malmsteen scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Malmsteen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bulb just misses with a punch to the body.
Incan Bulb has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen throws a hook to the side of Bulb's head but Bulb sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bulb connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bulb avoids the body shot from Malmsteen.
Bulb loads up on a big right hand but Malmsteen slips the punch.
Malmsteen will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Malmsteen scores with a hook to the body. Bulb takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
No joy there for Malmsteen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bulb lands with a kick to the ribs.
Malmsteen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bulb.
Malmsteen jabs Bulb right on the nose. Bulb blinks but takes it well.
Bulb pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bulb throws a push kick but Malmsteen slaps the foot to one side.
Malmsteen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bulb manages to avoid it.
Bulb connects with a solid leg kick.
Bulb misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bulb gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Malmsteen.
Malmsteen throws a lazy right hand but Bulb sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Malmsteen misses the shot to the body.
Bulb misses the shot to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Malmsteen crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Bulb - the referee stops the clock and Malmsteen gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Bulb. Malmsteen manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Bulb slips under a jab.
Malmsteen moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Bulb throws a hook but Malmsteen blocks it.
Malmsteen misses with a looping right.
Malmsteen scores with a jab. Bulb acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Malmsteen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bulb throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Malmsteen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Malmsteen closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Bulb is rocked!
Malmsteen thuds a left hand into Bulb's body.
Bulb is still on wobbly legs! Can Malmsteen finish him?
Bulb takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bulb gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Malmsteen gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yngwie Malmsteen!