PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bagful Donkeys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wade Stoker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donkeys's entrance music is Pelageya & Darya Moroz - Walking through a field with a horse. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Donkeys
vs
Stoker

190 cm
32
240 lbs
21 - 11 - 0

220 cm
34
304 lbs
24 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Zipp Zapp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bagful Donkeys!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wade Stoker!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stoker's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Donkeys connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Stoker scrambles back to his feet.

It looks like Wade Stoker has been cut.
Nice defenses there by Stoker.
Donkeys swats away the attempt to clinch by Stoker.
Stoker misses with an uppercut. Donkeys saw that one coming.
Stoker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stoker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Donkeys.
Donkeys avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Donkeys tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stoker bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Donkeys's head.
Stoker scores with the left hand. Donkeys knows he should have avoided that one.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Stoker.
Stoker misses with a kick to the body.
Donkeys throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stoker scores with a kick to the body.
Stoker throws a body punch but Donkeys moves out of range.
Stoker has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Donkeys slips under a jab from Stoker.
Donkeys throws a series of punches but Stoker avoids them all with ease.
A jab from Donkeys misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkeys throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Donkeys gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Donkeys fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Stoker has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Stoker throws the kick towards the body but Donkeys avoids it.

Stoker cracks Donkeys with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Stoker has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Donkeys to stand back up!

Donkeys is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
and Stoker counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Donkeys! He's just covering up as Stoker starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wade Stoker!
Wade Stoker seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.