PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rinky Spider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ghengis Congo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Congo has chosen Ghostface - After the Smoke is Clear as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Rinky Spider has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rinky Spider seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Spider
vs
Congo

197 cm
27
270 lbs
22 - 4 - 0

196 cm
37
289 lbs
40 - 19 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

SP Ultimate Nutrition

Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rinky Spider!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ghengis Congo!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Chad Campbell and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spider misses with a hook. Congo ducked under it nicely.
Congo takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Congo throws a leg kick
letting Spider counter with a right hand.
Spider tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spider tries to clinch but Congo is having none of it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Spider checks a leg kick.
Spider lands a nice leg kick that just misses Congo's sensitive parts.
Spider scoring well with a low kick there.
Congo moves out of range of the leg kick from Spider.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Congo drops his hands momentarily and Spider takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Spider goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Congo misses with a double jab.
Congo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Rinky Spider seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spider fails with an attempt to clinch.

Spider closes the distance and clinches.
Spider lands a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Spider.
Spider misses with some punches.
Spider swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Spider lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Spider throws a punch but it's blocked by Congo.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Congo.
Congo misses with a body punch.
Congo struggles to land a body shot inside as Spider controls his hands.
Spider swings wildly with an uppercut but Congo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Congo swings wildly with an uppercut but Spider uses good head movement to avoid it.
Spider tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spider stalling in the clinch but Congo improves position.
Congo throws a punch but it's blocked by Spider.
Spider working aggressively here.
Congo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Spider lands a right hand that snaps the head of Congo backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spider blocks a body shot from Congo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Congo cracks Spider with a nice body shot.
Congo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spider.
Spider misses with a body punch.
Spider is trying to break the clinch but Congo has him pressed against the cage.
Congo pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Congo misses with some punches.
Congo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Congo lands a right hand.
Congo swings wildly with an uppercut but Spider uses good head movement to avoid it.
Congo missing with knees to the body.
Congo misses with a knee to the head.
A short uppercut from Spider.
Spider swings wildly with an uppercut but Congo uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Congo.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Congo tries to work over Spider's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Congo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Congo misses with the head strike.
Congo scores with a shot to the side of Spider's head.
Congo blocks a body shot from Spider.
Congo throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Congo trying to land knees to the body.
Spider misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spider lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Spider has a couple of punches blocked by Congo.
Spider leaning against his opponent.
Congo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Congo misses with a punch to the body.

Congo manages to break the clinch.
A solid leg kick lands there for Spider.
Spider tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Congo is able to avoid easily.
Congo lands a nice hook to Spider's body. Spider takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

Spider clinches up with Congo and pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Congo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Spiders head.
Congo throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spider blocks it with crossed arms.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Congo creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Spider tries a body shot but Congo blocks it.
Congo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Congo crunches a lovely knee into Spider's ribcage.
Spider is breathing heavily.
Spider working aggressively here.
Congo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Congo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Congo lands an uppercut.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Spider misses with a punch on the inside.
Spider wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Congo has him pressed against the cage.
Spider blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Congo landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

Congo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Congo jabs Spider to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Congo lands a slapping body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ghengis Congo dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Congo!

It looks like Rinky Spider has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spider misses with a wild body shot.
Congo has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Congo lands a jab to the head.
Spider has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Congo.
Congo feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spider's calf.
Spider takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Congo throws a sloppy head kick and Spider moves out of range easily.
Spider lands a jab to Congo's midsection.
Congo throws a shot to the body.
Congo lands a nice shot to the body.
Congo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Ghengis Congo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Congo lands with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Congo ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Congo thows a body shot but no joy.
Congo with a jab.

Congo lands a big right hand that sends Spider crashing to the mat! Congo stays standing though and waves Spider back to his feet!

Spider is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Congo tries to bum rush Spider with a series of wild strikes but Spider uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Congo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spider looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Congo fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Spider square on the jaw! Damn, Spider is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ghengis Congo!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ghengis Congo thanked Kemists ↑ 5x160Q for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).