PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dimentor Boycoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kurt Osiander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kurt Osiander was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Boycoff
vs
Osiander

195 cm
26
215 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
24
220 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dimentor Boycoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kurt Osiander!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Dirk Anderson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boycoff lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Boycoff throws a sloppy head kick and Osiander moves out of range easily.
Boycoff keeps Osiander at a distance using the push kick.
A head kick from Boycoff lands but Osiander takes it in his stride.
Boycoff lands with a kick to the temple. Osiander shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Boycoff throws a series of punches but Osiander avoids them all with ease.
Boycoff cracks Osiander with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Boycoff definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Osiander avoids the head kick by Boycoff.
Osiander tries to close the distance and clinch up but Boycoff swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A head kick misses from Boycoff.
Osiander shoots in for a takedown but Boycoff shows good takedown defense.
Osiander takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Osiander throws a low kick, looking for Boycoff's leg but Boycoff calmly moves out of range.
Osiander lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boycoff circles away quickly and effectively.
A head kick from Boycoff lands but Osiander takes it in his stride.

Osiander is rocked!
Osiander has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Boycoff steps in with a hook that catches Osiander right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Boycoff follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Osiander looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dimentor Boycoff!
Our winner, Dimentor Boycoff, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.