PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Muncy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muncy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Headstrong. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bastard
vs
Muncy

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
275 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Muncy!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Bastard will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bastard works over Muncy's head and body with a nice combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bastard drops Muncy with a nice combination! Bastard dives into Muncy's guard, looking to finish!

Muncy is rocked!

It looks like John Muncy has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Muncy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bastard has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Muncy is proving hard to escape from.

Bastard gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Bastard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Muncy.
Muncy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bastard.
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Muncy looks gassed!
Horrible takedown by Muncy or perhaps it was just good defense by Bastard which made him look bad.
Bastard changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Muncy tries to avoid it but Bastard manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Muncy to the ground. Muncy escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bastard misses with the combination.
Bastard lands a jab-cross combination.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Muncy circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muncy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bastard is working the combinations to good effect here.

Bastard pushes Muncy up against the cage in a clinch.

Bastard breaks the clinch.

Bastard has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Muncy is controlling the position.

Bastard breaks from the clinch.

Bastard gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Bastard breaks from the clinch.
Bastard lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bastard.
Muncy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Fat Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Muncy.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bastard scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bastard but Bastard pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Muncy is trying desperately to land a takedown but Bastard is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Muncy.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Muncy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bastard rushes Muncy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Muncy won't allow it.

Bastard breaks the clinch.

Bastard closes the distance and clinches.
Bastard gets underhooks to prevent Muncy's takedown attempt.

Bastard drags the fight down to the ground.
Bastard wants to stand up but Muncy is controlling him.
Bastard preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Muncy won't allow Bastard to get back to his feet.
Muncy pushes down on Bastard's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Bastard kicks off Muncy and gets to his feet.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bastard as he avoids it easily.
Muncy moves forwards but Bastard connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bastard moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bastard lands a jab-cross combination.

Muncy tries to keep at a distance but Bastard has taken the fight into the clinch.
Muncy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bastard just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Muncy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bastard rushes Muncy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Muncy prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Muncy has him pressed against the cage.

Muncy successfully pulls guard.
Bastard trying to stand up but can't free himself from Muncy's guard.

Muncy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bastard gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Muncy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Bastard gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Bastard looks to land a combination. Muncy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bastard keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Bastard looks for a takedown but Muncy sprawls well.
Muncy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bastard pinned against the cage. Bastard gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice takedown defense from Bastard. No joy for Muncy on that attempt.
Muncy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bastard's waist but Bastard gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Muncy off to one side.

Bastard moves into the clinch successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Bastard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Muncy's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bastard throws a series of punches but Muncy avoids them all with ease.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bastard but Bastard pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bastard as he avoids it easily.

Bastard gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Muncy tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Fat Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Muncy.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bastard is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fat Bastard is winning the standup battle so far.
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Bastard displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Bastard is looking to clinch.
Bastard moves into range and connects with a jab.
Muncy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bastard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Muncy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bastard circles away.
Fat Bastard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bastard lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bastard.
Bastard fails with the takedown.
Bastard stuffs the takedown.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bastard stalks Muncy and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Muncy's face. Muncy staggers backwards, shaken.

That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for Muncy with that takedown attempt.
Muncy fails with the takedown
and Bastard counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Muncy looks for a takedown but Bastard sprawls well.
Bastard looks to land a combination. Muncy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Muncy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Bastard as he avoids it easily.
No luck for Muncy with that takedown attempt.
Bastard goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Muncy looks for a takedown but Bastard sprawls well.
Bastard is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Muncy can do to turn this around?
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bastard misses with a wild combination.
Bastard is looking to clinch but Muncy is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown but Bastard shows good takedown defense.
Muncy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bastard works over Muncy's head and body with a nice combination.
Bastard misses with a double jab.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Muncy tries to clinch but Bastard is having none of it.
No joy there for Bastard, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Muncy.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Muncy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Muncy should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Muncy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Muncy tries for a takedown but Bastard sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bastard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Muncy fails with the takedown
and Bastard counters with a two punch combo.
Some wild striking there from Bastard.
Bastard throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Muncy.
Muncy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Muncy misses with a takedown attempt - Bastard sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bastard throws a combination. Muncy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A left and a right from Bastard both land. Nice combination.
Muncy fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a few strikes there.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bastard as he jumps to the side.
Bastard scores with a three punch combo!
Muncy changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to avoid it but Muncy manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bastard to the ground. Bastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bastard throws a series of strikes that have Muncy backpedaling.
Muncy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bastard moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Muncy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muncy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bastard displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Bastard as he jumps to the side.
Muncy looks for a takedown but Bastard sprawls well.
Bastard lands a two punch combo.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Muncy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bastard circles away.
Bastard rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Muncy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Muncy shoots for a takedown but Bastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Muncy shoots for a double leg takedown but Bastard sprawls well. He's pushed Muncy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Muncy shoots for a takedown but Bastard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bastard tries to clinch there but Muncy circles away.
Muncy fails with a takedown attempt.
Bastard throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fat Bastard dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on John Muncy's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Muncy has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Muncy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bastard's waist but Bastard gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Muncy off to one side.

Bastard has taken the fight to the clinch.
Muncy has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Bastard is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bastard wants to break free but Muncy has control.
Muncy changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bastard fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fat Bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Muncy.

Bastard closes the distance and clinches.

Bastard gets control of Muncy's arms and successfully pulls guard. Bastard will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Muncy pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bastard is keeping the position for now.
Muncy trying to move into half guard but instead Bastard has managed to sweep!
Bastard working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Muncy has a closed guard, preventing Bastard from standing up.
Bastard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Muncy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bastard gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Muncy is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Bastard kicks Muncy off and gets back to his feet.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Muncy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Bastard fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Muncy, pushing him back against the cage.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Muncy won't allow it.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Muncy fails to pull guard.
Muncy stalling in the clinch but Bastard improves position.
Muncy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Bastard breaks from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muncy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Bastard pinned against the cage. Bastard gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!
Muncy fails to land the takedown.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!
Muncy fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Bastard lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Horrible takedown by Muncy or perhaps it was just good defense by Bastard which made him look bad.
Bastard works over Muncy's head and body with a nice combination.
Muncy misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Bastard is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Bastard swinging wilding here.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bastard!
Muncy avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Muncy with that takedown attempt.
A right-left combo lands from Bastard.
Muncy shoots in but no luck this time.
Muncy changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bastard tries to avoid it but Muncy manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bastard to the ground. Bastard escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bastard scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Bastard stuffs the takedown attempt from Muncy. Muncy gets slowly back to his feet.
Bastard scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bastard works over Muncy's head and body with a nice combination.
Muncy throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bastard's waist but Bastard gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Muncy off to one side.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bastard.
Muncy fails to land the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Bastard as Muncy shoots in.

Bastard forces Muncy back against the cage and clinches.
Bastard is trying to break the clinch but Muncy has him pressed against the cage.

Muncy has Bastard pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Muncy pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Bastard tumbling to the mat - Muncy dives into Bastard's guard.
Muncy stops Bastard from standing up.
John Muncy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bastard throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Muncy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bastard swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Muncy stops Bastard from standing up.
Muncy trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Muncy stops Bastard from standing up.
Fat Bastard is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Muncy thows a big elbow that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fat Bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bastard, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fat Bastard!