PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between MuayThai Two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey The Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dumbass has chosen Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) as his entrance music. MuayThai Two could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Joey The Dumbass's chin.

Two
vs
The Dumbass

225 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
18
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Battle Bars Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, MuayThai Two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Joey The Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dumbass swings for the body but Two moves out of range.
MuayThai Two seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Dumbass avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Two throws a push kick but The Dumbass slaps the foot to one side.
The Dumbass ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Two moves away.
Two throws a series of punches but The Dumbass avoids them all with ease.
Two tries to land a front kick but The Dumbass steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Two throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Dumbass's waist but The Dumbass gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Two off to one side.
Two misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Two will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for MuayThai Two. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

The Dumbass feints and as Two raises his hands in defense, The Dumbass changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
The Dumbass advances position into side control!

The Dumbass has an Americana. Two didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! The Dumbass is delighted and gyrates infront of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if The Dumbass hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Joey The Dumbass!