PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Chevy Nguyen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nguyen comes to the cage accompanied by Oetori. Dumbass McWeakhands acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Nguyen
vs
McWeakhands

167 cm
33
147 lbs
27 - 13 - 1

168 cm
41
158 lbs
41 - 20 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Chevy Nguyen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nguyen checks a leg kick nicely.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by McWeakhands.
Nguyen blocks a low kick nicely.
Nguyen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from McWeakhands.
A slapping body kick lands there for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a one two combo.
McWeakhands throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nguyen moves out of range of the strikes.
A swing and a miss from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands cracks Nguyen with an open hand slap.
Nguyen throws a leg kick but McWeakhands sees it coming and moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands takes one on the button.
McWeakhands fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Nguyen is out of range.
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
Nguyen bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of McWeakhands's head.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Nguyen.
Nguyen misses the jab.
We've been informed that McWeakhands has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nguyen checks the leg kick nicely there.
Jab by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Nguyen sees it coming and moves out of range.
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nguyen was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
Nguyen throws an overhand right that lands on McWeakhands's shoulder, as McWeakhands tries to avoid the shot.
A combination from McWeakhands does no damage.
Nguyen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nguyen was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
The fighters circling - McWeakhands throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nguyen blocks a low kick nicely.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McWeakhands has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Nguyen.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Nguyen does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands cracks Nguyen with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nguyen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
Nguyen attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Nguyen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nguyen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nguyen ducks right into an uppercut from McWeakhands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A chopping leg kick lands by Nguyen.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Nguyen moves out of range.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick.
A low kick from McWeakhands is predictable there
and Nguyen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWeakhands scores with a jab to the head.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
McWeakhands lands with a nice body punch.
An inside leg kick lands from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
McWeakhands scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Nguyen sizes up McWeakhands with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Nguyen, as that shot connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nguyen manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands misses with a body kick.
Nguyen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Nguyen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nguyen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWeakhands manages to avoid it.
Nguyen scores with a three punch combo!
Nguyen thumps McWeakhands with a low kick.
Nguyen throws a low kick, looking for McWeakhands's leg but McWeakhands calmly moves out of range.
Nguyen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A cross from Nguyen lands.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot.
McWeakhands takes a swing at Nguyen's ribcage but misses.
Nguyen lands with a thumping leg kick.
Nguyen checks a leg kick.
Nguyen bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McWeakhands's head backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nguyen.

Nguyen fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging McWeakhands to the ground. Nguyen is now in McWeakhands's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

McWeakhands is looking for a triangle here but Nguyen uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
McWeakhands is looking for a sweep.
Nguyen lands a decent elbow from side control.
McWeakhands is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Nguyen asserts his dominance and retains side control.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet.
McWeakhands tries to improve position but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nguyen has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Nguyen lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
McWeakhands tries to lock up and control but Nguyen gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Nguyen.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick that misses.
Nguyen is looking to land body kicks.
McWeakhands throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nguyen counters with a straight right hand.
Nguyen throws a nice outside leg kick.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McWeakhands blocks a jab.
Nguyen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and McWeakhands has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nguyen looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A solid leg kick lands there for Nguyen.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Nguyen counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McWeakhands thinking.
Nguyen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McWeakhands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands looks to throw the jab but Nguyen is out of range.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Nguyen's leg. Nguyen is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nguyen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McWeakhands misses with a lunging right hand
and Nguyen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Nguyen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWeakhands throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McWeakhands throws a head kick that Nguyen semi-blocks.
McWeakhands throws a lazy uppercut
and Nguyen counters with a left to the body.
A cross from McWeakhands lands.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McWeakhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick that misses.
Nguyen lands with a good body shot.
McWeakhands stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and McWeakhands wants it to stay on the feet.
McWeakhands ducks under a wild hook from Nguyen.
Nice uppercut lands for McWeakhands. That snapped Nguyen's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nguyen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
McWeakhands throws a low kick, looking for Nguyen's leg but Nguyen calmly moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nguyen connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McWeakhands misses with a combination
and Nguyen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
McWeakhands chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick as Nguyen jumps back.
A slapping leg kick lands for McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a left hand
and Nguyen counters with a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Nguyen does a little dance to reset his feet.
McWeakhands swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
McWeakhands throws a low kick but Nguyen moves out of range easily.
Nguyen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McWeakhands's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A kick lands to the mid section there for McWeakhands.
Nguyen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nguyen scores with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Good leg kick by McWeakhands there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McWeakhands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McWeakhands throws a front kick aimed at Nguyen's knee but Nguyen avoids it well.
McWeakhands throws a series of punches but Nguyen moves out of range.
Nguyen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent McWeakhands stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
McWeakhands looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nguyen throws a body kick that misses.
Good work by Nguyen as he checks the leg kick.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Nguyen is just out of range.
Nguyen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWeakhands.
A low kick from McWeakhands is predictable there
and Nguyen counters with a leg kick.
McWeakhands is breathing heavily.
Nguyen avoids a kick to the body.
Nguyen blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands throws a predictable looking body shot
and Nguyen counters with an outside leg kick.
McWeakhands takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands lunges at Nguyen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Nguyen's hand.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nguyen shoots in and drives through. McWeakhands sprawls well.
A punch combination from Nguyen misses.
McWeakhands connects with the punch.
Nguyen scores with a jab to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick as Nguyen jumps back.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nguyen moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nguyen takes one to the side of the head.
Nguyen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McWeakhands lands with a good body shot.
McWeakhands lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McWeakhands misses with a straight right.
McWeakhands misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nguyen counters with a head kick. That will keep McWeakhands thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Nguyen fakes a jab and throws a low kick but McWeakhands checks it well.
McWeakhands punishes Nguyen's body with a nice straight punch.
Nguyen throws the left hand but McWeakhands avoids the punch easily.
McWeakhands pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nguyen is out of range and McWeakhands settles back down.
McWeakhands lands a slapping body shot.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An inside leg kick lands from McWeakhands.
Nguyen avoids a punch combination nicely.
McWeakhands throws a nice inside leg kick.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick as Nguyen jumps back.
McWeakhands misses with a leg kick
and McWeakhands takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWeakhands throws a hook but Nguyen blocks it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Nguyen.
McWeakhands pivots, looking for a leg kick but Nguyen is out of range and McWeakhands settles back down.
McWeakhands throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
McWeakhands does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Nguyen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on McWeakhands if he has to take too many more of those.
McWeakhands takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Nguyen closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nguyen buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nguyen tries for a takedown but McWeakhands sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
McWeakhands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A big left from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands throws a lazy right hand but Nguyen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nguyen.
McWeakhands shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Nguyen on the side of the head.
Nguyen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWeakhands looks for the body kick but Nguyen saw that one coming.
Donk. McWeakhands catches Nguyen right on the button with a cross.
Nguyen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nguyen defending well as McWeakhands loads up on a big left hand.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nguyen manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands throws a body punch but Nguyen moves out of range.
Nguyen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
McWeakhands throws a big shot that misses.
McWeakhands does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Nguyen moves out of range.
Nguyen turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nguyen lands a leg kick that knocks McWeakhands off balance momentarily.
Nguyen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
McWeakhands tried to score with a low kick but Nguyen checks it.
McWeakhands thows a body shot but no joy.
Nguyen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before McWeakhands has time to react.
Nguyen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nguyen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeakhands avoids the body shot from Nguyen.
McWeakhands scores with a hook to the body. Nguyen takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McWeakhands looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but Nguyen sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nguyen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McWeakhands.
McWeakhands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McWeakhands throws a jab but it's blocked by Nguyen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for McWeakhands, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nguyen jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
McWeakhands cracks the inside of Nguyen's front leg.
McWeakhands tries to land a front kick but Nguyen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McWeakhands throws a jab when Nguyen was well out of range.
McWeakhands walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Nguyen checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands throws a sloppy body shot
and Nguyen counters with a low kick, right behind McWeakhands 's knee.
Nguyen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands misses with a kick to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nguyen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nguyen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nguyen shoots in looking for a takedown. McWeakhands tries to sprawl out of it but Nguyen keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. McWeakhands manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Nguyen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick that is checked
and Nguyen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nguyen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick which misses Nguyen's front leg but catches the back leg as Nguyen tries to avoid it.
McWeakhands bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Nguyen lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McWeakhands is looking to land body kicks.
McWeakhands throws a solid leg kick but Nguyen takes the impact on his shin and smiles at McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Nguyen counters with a slapping leg kick.
McWeakhands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Nguyen in his tracks.
McWeakhands jabs at Nguyen's body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Nguyen doesn't seem bothered though.
Nguyen throws a jab when McWeakhands was well out of range.
McWeakhands connects with a body shot.
Nguyen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWeakhands throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Nguyen makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. McWeakhands really felt that one!
McWeakhands tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nguyen was well out of range. Poor timing from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nguyen moves away.
Nguyen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nguyen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McWeakhands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Nguyen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nguyen lands with a thumping leg kick.
A lazy body kick from McWeakhands

and Nguyen counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for McWeakhands!
McWeakhands is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nguyen works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
McWeakhands is not content to let Nguyen control the position.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet but Nguyen drags him back down.
Nguyen landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
We've been hearing that Nguyen has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Nguyen has knee on belly and moves into mount.
McWeakhands tries to reverse the position but Nguyen maintains control.
Nguyen tries to control but McWeakhands wriggling away.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is trying to escape the mount.
McWeakhands keeps trying to improve his position.
Nguyen trying to control but McWeakhands is having none of it.
McWeakhands is looking to improve his position but Nguyen isn't that keen on the idea.
Chevy Nguyen overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Nguyen tries to control but McWeakhands wriggling away.
McWeakhands is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is squirming around, avoiding Nguyen's attempts to control the action.
McWeakhands really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
McWeakhands is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Nguyen putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Nguyen has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Nguyen scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish McWeakhands?
McWeakhands is wriggling around trying to escape.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands is in a horrible position here. Nguyen smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands is trying desperately to improve position.
Nguyen tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Chevy Nguyen will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Nguyen checks a leg kick nicely.
Nguyen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A looping hook to the body misses from McWeakhands. Nguyen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nguyen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nguyen moves away.
Nguyen swings for the body but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands takes a shot to the body in his stride.
McWeakhands digs a good body shot into Nguyen's ribs.
McWeakhands tries to work over Nguyen's front leg with a kick but Nguyen checks it.
A cross from McWeakhands lands.

Nguyen shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Nguyen wants to lay and pray for a moment but McWeakhands keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nguyen performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

McWeakhands is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Nguyen pulls his head out easily.
McWeakhands is trying to stand back up but Nguyen is controlling him
Nguyen trying to control the action but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
McWeakhands is trying to stand.
McWeakhands is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
McWeakhands manages to get to full guard.

McWeakhands is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Nguyen is aware though and is defending well.
Nguyen trying to control the position from guard on top but McWeakhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dumbass McWeakhands is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nguyen content to stall in guard here.
McWeakhands is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
McWeakhands keeping moving, preventing Nguyen from controlling successfully.

McWeakhands has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Nguyen can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

McWeakhands is looking for a triangle but Nguyen pushes his legs off easily.

McWeakhands is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Nguyen is aware though and is defending well.

McWeakhands looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Nguyen has picked McWeakhands up and slammed him! McWeakhands can't keep hold of the triangle and Nguyen manages to pass to side control!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nguyen tries to advance to mount but McWeakhands denies him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is trying to improve his position.
Nguyen controls the position.
McWeakhands is trying to get back to half guard.
Nguyen advances to mount.
McWeakhands can't escape the position.
Nguyen landing strikes, looking to finish!
McWeakhands tries to reverse the position but Nguyen maintains control.
McWeakhands takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
McWeakhands tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Nguyen lands a big shot there that rocks McWeakhands but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Chevy Nguyen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Nguyen prevents McWeakhands from getting the reversal.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nguyen with a couple of short strikes.
Nguyen looking to finish McWeakhands with some ground and pound. This is bad for McWeakhands!
Nguyen controlling from the full mount.
McWeakhands working to try and regain half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McWeakhands is desperately trying to improve his position but Nguyen has a good base and remains in mount.
Nguyen trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Nguyen lands a heavy elbow.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chevy Nguyen showed his dominance in that final round.
I think McWeakhands has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 47:48
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 47:48
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dumbass McWeakhands!
A victorious Dumbass McWeakhands thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Chevy Nguyen spoke after the fight, saying 'More fighting less training...'.