PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russel Richards (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Geo dude geo geo dude. Richards has chosen Meytal Cohen - Toxicity as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Golem
vs
Richards

191 cm
36
231 lbs
40 - 16 - 0

193 cm
29
276 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Geodude Golem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Russel Richards!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Richards wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Richards looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sloppy strikes from Richards. Those never looked like landing.
Golem connects with a leg kick. Richards looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Richards tests Golem's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Golem throws a leg kick that misses.
Golem swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Richards counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Golem connects with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Richards is looking to clinch.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Richards.
Richards looks winded!
Richards dodges the punch combination from Golem.
Richards takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

Golem lands a left and a right that send Richards crashing to the mat, dazed. Golem thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Russel Richards has been cut.
Richards drops his hands for a split second and Golem immediately capitalizes on the opportunity by smashing a powerful hook into Richards face, sending his mouthguard sailing through the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Golem follows up with a right hand that knocks Richards into next week. He's out cold and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Geodude Golem!
Geodude Golem looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Geodude, Geodude, Geodude...'.