PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gigantor Ubereem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Killjoy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ubereem comes to the cage accompanied by -. Gigantor Ubereem has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Ubereem
vs
Killjoy

200 cm
35
276 lbs
19 - 21 - 0

183 cm
29
195 lbs
15 - 13 - 2

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Gigantor Ubereem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kevin Killjoy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killjoy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gigantor Ubereem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ubereem lands a jab.

It looks like Kevin Killjoy has been cut.
Ubereem tries to clinch there but Killjoy circles away.
A shot to the liver by Ubereem. Beautiful body shot.
Ubereem swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Killjoy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
That kick from Killjoy tenderised Ubereem's leg. Ubereem is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ubereem wants to clinch.
Killjoy lands a right hook to the body.
Killjoy throws a combination. Ubereem tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Ubereem misses with a body shot
and Killjoy counters with a nice uppercut.

Oh, that's a big right hand from Ubereem and Killjoy goes tumbling to the canvas! Ubereem follows him to the ground and looks to finish from half guard.

Killjoy is rocked!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Ubereem throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Killjoy is still in real trouble! Can Ubereem finish him?
Killjoy is trying to stand back up but Ubereem is controlling him
Ubereem missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Killjoy pushes Ubereem off looking to stand but Ubereem dives back in and keeps control.
Killjoy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ubereem.
Killjoy is looking to escape.
Ubereem thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Killjoy seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ubereem wants to stand up but Killjoy is controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Killjoy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ubereem.

Killjoy manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Ubereem keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.

Killjoy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kevin Killjoy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Killjoy slips a jab from Ubereem.
Ubereem throws a poor cross that misses
and Killjoy counters with a stiff right hand.
Ubereem falls off balance throwing a combination
and Killjoy counters with a two punch combo.

It looks like Gigantor Ubereem has been cut.
Ubereem misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Killjoy.
Killjoy throws a one two combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Killjoy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ubereem. That did some damage!

Ubereem drops Killjoy with a big left hand and mounts him. Killjoy is in big trouble!

That has opened up Kevin Killjoy's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem won't let Killjoy get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.

Ubereem jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Killjoy is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Killjoy and Ubereem has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Ubereem with the ground and pound but Killjoy regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Killjoy regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Ubereem.
Ubereem is looking to work some ground and pound but Killjoy has wrist control.
Killjoy working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ubereem.

Killjoy wriggles free and stands up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ubereem swinging wildly here.
Ubereem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Killjoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Ubereem.
Killjoy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Killjoy scores with a head kick. Ubereem tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Ubereem tests Killjoy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Ubereem throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ubereem takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Killjoy swats away the attempt to clinch by Ubereem.
Ubereem swings for the body but Killjoy moves out of range.
Killjoy looks to land a combination but Ubereem avoids it well.
Killjoy lands a nice hook to Ubereem's body. Ubereem takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Killjoy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A cross from Ubereem lands.
Ubereem tries to clinch but Killjoy is having none of it.
Ubereem thows a body kick. Killjoy tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Ubereem misses with a right hand
and Killjoy counters with a left and a right that stings Ubereem.
Ubereem takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Killjoy lunges at Ubereem with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ubereem's hand.
A swing and a miss from Ubereem.

Ubereem moves into the clinch successfully.
Killjoy taking a breather.
Killjoy misses with a knee to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Killjoy working hard to break the clinch.
Killjoy wants to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gigantor Ubereem dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Ubereem's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Killjoy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killjoy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ubereem tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Killjoy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ubereem throws a right hand that misses
and Killjoy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A nice inside leg kick there by Killjoy. That's going to slow Ubereem down.
Killjoy scores with a decent looking hook.
Ubereem scores with a jab to the jaw.
Ubereem thows a left - swing and a miss!
Killjoy lands with a slapping head kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killjoy slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Killjoy sizes up Ubereem with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ubereem throws a sloppy head kick and Killjoy moves out of range easily.
Ubereem looks to land a left hand but Killjoy moved out of range nicely.
Ubereem takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ubereem misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killjoy looks to land a combination but Ubereem avoids it well.
Kevin Killjoy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Killjoy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ubereem throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ubereem throws a head kick that misses.

Killjoy has Ubereem up against the cage in a clinch.
Killjoy prevents a body shot from Ubereem.
Ubereem is looking for a takedown.
Killjoy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ubereem letting Killjoy take a breather here.
Killjoy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ubereem has him pressed against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Killjoy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Killjoy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ubereem misses with a head kick.
Some wild striking there from Ubereem.
Killjoy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killjoy blocks a jab.
Left hook, right uppercut from Killjoy.
Killjoy goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A jab lands there for Killjoy.
Gigantor Ubereem is winning the standup battle so far.
Killjoy dips to his left and cracks Ubereem with an uppercut!
Killjoy throws a lazy head kick
and Ubereem counters with a left to the body.
Killjoy is breathing heavily.
Killjoy fails to land with a series of punches.
Killjoy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ubereem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Killjoy manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Killjoy. That's going to slow Ubereem down.
No joy there for Ubereem, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Killjoy avoids the body shot from Ubereem.
Ubereem throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ubereem swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Killjoy counters by clinching up.
Killjoy is trying to break the clinch but Ubereem is controlling him.

Killjoy breaks from the clinch.
A shot to the liver by Killjoy. Beautiful body shot.
Killjoy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ubereem.
Killjoy comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ubereem looks to score with a jab to the body but Killjoy is just out of range.
Ubereem tries to clinch there but Killjoy circles away.
Ubereem tries to clinch there but Killjoy circles away.

Killjoy gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Killjoy swings wildly with an uppercut but Ubereem uses good head movement to avoid it.
Killjoy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ubereem has him pressed against the cage.
Killjoy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Killjoy blocks a body shot from Ubereem.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ubereem throws an elbow but misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Killjoy slowing the pace effectively.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Killjoy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kevin Killjoy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Killjoy throws a right and a left that Ubereem avoids nicely.
Killjoy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Killjoy throws a shot to the body.

Ubereem rushes Killjoy and presses him up against the cage.
Ubereem wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Killjoy has him pressed against the cage.
Ubereem dodges an elbow strike from Killjoy.
Ubereem tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Killjoy just stands there and leans against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Killjoy.
Killjoy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Killjoy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Killjoy tries to break free but Ubereem pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killjoy has had enough of the clinch but Ubereem keeps him there for the moment.

Killjoy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A shot to the body from Ubereem misses
and Killjoy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ubereem thows a body shot but no joy.

Ubereem has managed to clinch.
Killjoy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ubereem's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

Killjoy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Killjoy throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ubereem loads up on a big right hand but Killjoy slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy moves away from the strike by Ubereem.
Sloppy strikes from Killjoy. Those never looked like landing.
Ubereem throws a sloppy head kick and Killjoy moves out of range easily.
Killjoy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Killjoy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ubereem misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Killjoy counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Killjoy lands a nice looking body kick.

Ubereem tries to keep at a distance but Killjoy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ubereem takes an elbow to the forehead.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Killjoy with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy tries to break the clinch but Ubereem is controlling the position.
Killjoy tries a body shot but Ubereem blocks it.
Ubereem has Killjoy pressed against the cage, preventing Killjoy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Killjoy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Killjoy.
Killjoy is trying to break the clinch but Ubereem is controlling him.
Killjoy stalling.

Killjoy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Killjoy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Killjoy slips under a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killjoy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Ubereem has time to react.
Ubereem throws a hook to the side of Killjoy's head but Killjoy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ubereem fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Killjoy manages to avoid it.
Killjoy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killjoy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ubereem thows a left - swing and a miss!
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Killjoy. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Killjoy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ubereem misses with a right hand
and Killjoy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ubereem avoids the head kick by Killjoy.
Ubereem throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ubereem dodges the punch combination from Killjoy.
Ubereem blocks a head kick by Killjoy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kevin Killjoy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Killjoy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kevin Killjoy!
A relieved looking Kevin Killjoy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.