PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cinder Block (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dean Mean (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Block's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Swamp Thing. Mean has chosen Seven Nation Army as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Block
vs
Mean

205 cm
26
262 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

195 cm
27
279 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Cinder Block!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dean Mean!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mean swings for the body but Block moves out of range.
A low kick from Mean is predictable there
and Block counters with a body kick.
Mean has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Block.
Block throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Mean's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Block connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mean looks winded!
Block explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Mean blocks a head kick by Block.
Block throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Block cracks the inside of Mean's front leg.
Block circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! Mean drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Block follows Mean to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cinder Block!
An intense looking Cinder Block took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'HIYAA!!!!!!! You've been CINDER BLOCKED!'.