PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz has chosen Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Klice
vs
Doofenshmirtz

201 cm
35
275 lbs
34 - 14 - 1

187 cm
27
231 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Simbo Klice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Klice moves away from the strike by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Doofenshmirtz scoring well with a low kick there.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Klice's front leg with a kick but Klice checks it.
Klice gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Doofenshmirtz.
Klice jabs at Doofenshmirtz's body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Klice ducked under it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz dodges the punch combination from Klice.
Klice takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Klice shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Klice takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Klice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Doofenshmirtz loads up on a big right hand but Klice slips the punch.
Klice walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Klice checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz cracks the inside of Klice's front leg.
Klice lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice strike.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Klice.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Klice manages to avoid it.
We've been told by Klice's head coaches at Riddum Elite that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Klice misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab to the body

and Klice moves into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a knee strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Klice.
Doofenshmirtz looks winded!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Klice lands a body punch in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Klice lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Doofenshmirtz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Klice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head punch that misses.
Klice lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz wants to break free but Klice has control.
Doofenshmirtz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short right from Klice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klice avoiding damage as Doofenshmirtz throws knees to the body.
Klice struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
Doofenshmirtz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Klice lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Klice tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Klice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Klice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Doofenshmirtz wants to break the clinch but can't.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a body shot from Klice.
Klice doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a knee to the head.
Klice avoiding damage as Doofenshmirtz throws knees to the body.
Klice misses with a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but Klice blocks it.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a knee to the head.
Klice blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Klice fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klice scores with a shoulder strike.
Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Klice throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Doofenshmirtzs head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Doofenshmirtz.
Good body shot from Klice.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Klice scores with a knee to the head.
Klice tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Klice tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz looking to throw knees to the head but Klice is blocking nicely.
Klice works on Doofenshmirtz's body with a couple of short punches.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Klice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Klice lands with a light punch inside.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Klice lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a body shot from Klice.
Klice lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Klice misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice short uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Klice.
Klice misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short uppercut from Klice.
Doofenshmirtz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Klice's elbow.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a shoulder strike.
Klice tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow.
Klice blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Klice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Klice obliges.
Klice with a knee to the head.
Klice connects with a knee to the head.
Klice misses with a knee to the head.
Klice misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Klice works on Doofenshmirtz's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Klice tries to work over Doofenshmirtz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Klice tries to throw a body punch but Doofenshmirtz avoids it by throwing Klice back against the cage.
Klice scores with a nice hook to the head.
Klice lands with a left to the head.

Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
Good body shot from Klice.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Simbo Klice dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's time! Klice's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Doofenshmirtz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Klice.
Klice lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Klice.
Klice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab.

Klice lands a big uppercut and Doofenshmirtz crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Doofenshmirtz looks OK. Klice waves Doofenshmirtz back to his feet!
Doofenshmirtz is still on wobbly legs! Can Klice finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Klice doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Doofenshmirtz crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Doofenshmirtz's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Simbo Klice!
After the big win, Simbo Klice made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hellraiser FightGear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.