PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Darby Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Li (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crash comes to the cage accompanied by Lexicon Devil. Li has chosen 2pac - hit em up as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Crash
vs
Li

191 cm
25
243 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

190 cm
34
274 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

RED RHINO PSYCHO CLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Darby Crash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Li!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crash throws the left hand but Li avoids the punch easily.
Li wants to clinch but Crash slips to the side
and Crash counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Li slips a straight right by Crash.
Crash scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Li is looking to clinch but Crash is avoiding it.
Li tries to clinch but Crash moves away

and Crash counters with a crisp one two that drops Li! Crash thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Li to his feet! Li is in big trouble!

Li is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Crash throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Li moves in looking to clinch but Crash pushes him off.
Li fails with an attempt to clinch.
Li misses with a takedown
and Li takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Li is still on wobbly legs! Can Crash finish him?
Li tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Crash paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Li seems to have recovered his senses.
Li shoots in and drives through. Crash sprawls well.
Crash lands with a right and another and another! Li is in big trouble! Crash lands again and this time it's lights out for Li! A quality knockout there for Crash.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Darby Crash!
Darby Crash took some time post fight to say the following; 'CIRCLE ONE!'.