PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alberto Tomba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The One Armed Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The One Armed Man is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Stand Up To be C**ted. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Tomba
vs
The One Armed Man

214 cm
30
300 lbs
21 - 9 - 0

185 cm
31
240 lbs
25 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Alberto Tomba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joe The One Armed Man!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Tomba misses.
Tomba has been working on his boxing with his coaches at CW's Elite Kung-Fu Academy in the buildup to the fight.
Tomba misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The One Armed Man.
Tomba misses with a looping left.
Tomba checks a leg kick.
Tomba throws a poor cross that misses

and The One Armed Man counters with a single leg into guard. Tomba didn't expect that.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The One Armed Man throws a strike but Tomba rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tomba wants to stand and escape but instead The One Armed Man has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
The One Armed Man trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw The One Armed Man working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The One Armed Man is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The One Armed Man has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The One Armed Man wants to control from the top but Tomba keeps moving.
The One Armed Man throws a big elbow that misses.
Tomba being controlled here, momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Tomba misses with a head kick.
Tomba throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and The One Armed Man counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The One Armed Man is looking to pass into half guard but Tomba pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Tomba is in guard.

Tomba is sitting in close to The One Armed Man's body. The One Armed Man has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Tomba is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Tomba is tapping! That was a very nice submission by The One Armed Man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Joe The One Armed Man!
Joe The One Armed Man made sure to mention his sponsor, The Big Kabosh in his post fight interview.