PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bucky The Badger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heisenberg comes to the cage accompanied by Hope and Pray. The Badger comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jump Around kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Bucky The Badger has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Heisenberg
vs
The Badger

167 cm
35
145 lbs
38 - 13 - 1

160 cm
33
160 lbs
26 - 12 - 3

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Heisenberg
Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition
Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mitch Heisenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 12 - 3, fighting out of New York, Bucky The Badger!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Badger lands a leg kick that knocks Heisenberg off balance momentarily.
We've been informed that The Badger has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
The Badger lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Heisenberg looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Heisenberg looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Heisenberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Heisenberg attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Heisenberg throws a nice head kick!
The Badger misses with an uppercut.
Heisenberg avoids a kick to the body.
The Badger moves out of range of the strikes.
Heisenberg ducks under a wild hook from The Badger.
Heisenberg scores with a nice strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A lazy body kick from The Badger

and Heisenberg decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in The Badger's guard.
Heisenberg stopping the sweep attempt from The Badger.
Heisenberg postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Heisenberg missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heisenberg working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Badger is on top in guard.
Heisenberg wants to sweep here but The Badger controlling him for the moment.
The Badger wants to control from the top but Heisenberg keeps moving.
The Badger is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The Badger pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Heisenberg is keeping the position for now.
The Badger stopping the sweep attempt from Heisenberg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg keeping moving, preventing The Badger from controlling successfully.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Bucky The Badger wasn't active enough on the ground.
Heisenberg throws a low kick, looking for The Badger's leg but The Badger calmly moves out of range.
Heisenberg misses with the combination.
A head kick misses from The Badger.
Heisenberg throws a leg kick that misses.
The Badger swinging wildly here.
Bucky The Badger is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Badger blocks a head kick by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Badger lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Heisenberg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Heisenberg misses with a head kick.
The Badger is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Heisenberg.
The Badger scoring well with a low kick there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Badger, as that shot connected.
Heisenberg misses with an attempted mid kick.
Heisenberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Badger.
The Badger swings for the body but Heisenberg moves out of range.
Heisenberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Badger throws a head kick that misses.
The Badger lands a nice shot that snaps Heisenberg's head back.
The Badger is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Heisenberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Badger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Heisenberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Heisenberg misses with a hook. The Badger ducked under it nicely.
The Badger lands a nice looking body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Heisenberg, as that shot connected.
Heisenberg blocks a low kick nicely.
The Badger takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Heisenberg throws a lazy right hand but The Badger sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Badger staying out of range there.
The Badger ducks under a wild hook from Heisenberg.
The Badger throws a jab but it's blocked by Heisenberg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Heisenberg connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Heisenberg misses with a body kick.
Heisenberg misses with a head kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Heisenberg is defended easily by The Badger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mitch Heisenberg dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Heisenberg changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. The Badger tries to avoid it but Heisenberg manages to keep hold of a leg and drag The Badger to the ground. The Badger escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Good shot there by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg throws out a loose jab but The Badger uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Badger misses with a head kick.
A lazy left from Heisenberg finds it's target.
Heisenberg lands a leg kick that knocks The Badger off balance momentarily.
Heisenberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Badger checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Heisenberg throws a head kick that misses.
Heisenberg pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Heisenberg is looking to chop away at The Badger's legs.
Heisenberg looks to land a right hand but The Badger moved out of range.
Heisenberg swings widly with a right hand
and The Badger counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Badger throws a body punch but Heisenberg moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Badger.
The Badger misses with a looping right.
Heisenberg moves out of range as The Badger strikes.
The Badger connects with a leg kick. Heisenberg looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Heisenberg thumps The Badger with a low kick.
The Badger buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Heisenberg swings and misses with a shot to the body
and The Badger counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice uppercut there from The Badger.
The Badger lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Badger fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Badger connects with a crisp jab.
Heisenberg digs a good hook to The Badger's body.
The Badger looks for the body kick but Heisenberg saw that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Badger looks to land a combination but Heisenberg avoids it well.
The Badger is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Heisenberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Heisenberg misses with a leg kick.
Heisenberg moves out of range of the body kick from The Badger.
The Badger bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Heisenberg's head backwards.
Heisenberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but The Badger checks it well.
Heisenberg moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Heisenberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Heisenberg tests The Badger's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mitch Heisenberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Heisenberg.
Nice straight punches there by Heisenberg. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Heisenberg.
A head kick from The Badger lands but Heisenberg takes it in his stride.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Badger fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Heisenberg has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Heisenberg paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Good shot there by Heisenberg.
Heisenberg walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Badger checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Badger checks a leg kick nicely.
The Badger throws a head kick that misses.
Heisenberg is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Badger misses with a hook. Heisenberg ducked under it nicely.
Heisenberg connects with a high kick.
A good leg kick by Heisenberg.
The Badger misses with a hook.
Heisenberg pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces The Badger back to the cage. Heisenberg follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Heisenberg slips a jab from The Badger.
Heisenberg pushes The Badger away with a front kick.
The Badger misses with a hook.
The Badger's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Badger throws a nice outside leg kick.
The Badger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Heisenberg.
The Badger throws a body shot but no joy.
The Badger tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Heisenberg paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Heisenberg throws a low kick, looking for The Badger's leg but The Badger calmly moves out of range.
Heisenberg avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Heisenberg. The Badger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Heisenberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
The Badger misses with a straight right.
Heisenberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Heisenberg will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The Badger misses with a head kick.
The Badger checks a low kick from Heisenberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mitch Heisenberg dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Heisenberg fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Heisenberg throws a body punch but The Badger moves out of range.
Heisenberg lands with a good body shot.
The Badger finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Heisenberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heisenberg misses with a leg kick.
A big left from Heisenberg misses.
The Badger throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Heisenberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Heisenberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Heisenberg throws a low kick but The Badger moves out of range easily.
Heisenberg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Badger was well out of range. Poor timing from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg missing with a left hand there. The Badger was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Heisenberg uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The Badger has time to react.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Badger lands with an uppercut that bounces Heisenberg off the cage and back into range.
Heisenberg lands with a kick to the temple. The Badger shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Heisenberg throws a nice head kick!
Heisenberg closes the distance and clinches up with The Badger, looking for a takedown. Heisenberg pushes The Badger against the cage but The Badger circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
The Badger walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Heisenberg checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Heisenberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick by Heisenberg misses
and The Badger counters with a nice body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Heisenberg moves forwards but The Badger connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jab by The Badger.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Badger misses with an uppercut.
Heisenberg lunges at The Badger with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Badger's hand.
The Badger tries to clinch but Heisenberg is having none of it.
Heisenberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Badger is able to avoid easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg ducks under a wild hook from The Badger.
Heisenberg avoids the body shot from The Badger.
The Badger is looking to score with low kicks.
Heisenberg pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Badger is out of range and Heisenberg settles back down.
The Badger scores with a spinning back kick!
Heisenberg lands a slapping body shot.

The Badger pushes Heisenberg up against the cage in a clinch.
The Badger lands an elbow just above Heisenberg 's eye.
Heisenberg throws a head punch that misses.
The Badger landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Heisenberg working aggressively here.
The Badger tries to land knees in the clinch but Heisenberg avoids the damage to the body.
The Badger pushes off an throws an elbow but Heisenberg leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Heisenberg wants to get back to striking at distance but The Badger won't allow it.
Heisenberg lands a hook that snaps the head of The Badger backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg lands a shoulder strike.
Heisenberg goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Heisenberg scores with a shoulder strike.
The Badger lands a left hand.
Heisenberg managing to block the knees to the body from The Badger.
The Badger lands an elbow that stopped Heisenberg in his tracks for a moment.
Heisenberg misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Heisenberg goes for a takedown in the clinch but The Badger prevents it.
Heisenberg doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The Badger lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Heisenberg on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A hook to the body from The Badger.
The Badger lands a nice uppercut.
The Badger blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Badger gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Badger lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heisenberg backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Badger prevents Heisenberg from breaking the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Badger throws an elbow but misses.
Heisenberg fails to pull guard.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mitch Heisenberg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Heisenberg is trying to push The Badger away but The Badger has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Heisenberg is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but The Badger is defending well.
Heisenberg is looking to break free of the clinch but The Badger has double underhooks.
Heisenberg working hard to break the clinch.
Heisenberg looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Badger lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Heisenberg is trying to break free.
Bucky The Badger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Badger tries to land knees in the clinch but Heisenberg avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Badger comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Heisenberg blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Badger pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The Badger lands a shot to the body.
Heisenberg is looking for a takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Bucky The Badger.
I think Heisenberg has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mitch Heisenberg!
Mitch Heisenberg decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.