PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Quiet Monkey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zakk Wylde (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Monkey comes to the cage accompanied by Epic - Faith No More. Wylde has chosen A Song For You by Zack Wylde as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Monkey
vs
Wylde

199 cm
28
199 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

180 cm
25
196 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Quiet Monkey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zakk Wylde!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wylde slips a jab from Monkey.

Monkey moves into the clinch successfully.
Wylde pushes Monkey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wylde lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wylde prevents a takedown attempt there.
Monkey's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Monkey is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Monkey wants to take the fight to the mat but Wylde manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Wylde connects with a nasty looking knee right to Monkey's face.

It looks like Quiet Monkey has been cut.
Wylde gets underhooks to prevent Monkey's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quiet Monkey. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Still in the clinch, Wylde scores with a nice short uppercut.
Monkey wants a takedown but no success here.
Wylde is working Monkey over against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wylde is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Monkey is working for takedown but Wylde is calmly controlling the position for now.
A short uppercut from Wylde.
A nice left hand lands by Wylde.
Monkey has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wylde avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Monkey has Wylde pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Wylde manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Monkey is breathing heavily.
Wylde is leaning against Monkey and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wylde.
Monkey drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Wylde scores with a nice hook to the head.

Monkey is rocked!
Wylde lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Monkey backwards.
Oh Monkey is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Monkey is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Wylde is defending well.
Monkey seems to have got his legs back now.
Wylde creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Monkey with a big uppercut! Monkey tries to clinch up but Wylde pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Monkey to the mat! Monkey covers up and Wylde unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Zakk Wylde!
Zakk Wylde bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
In defeat, Quiet Monkey stepped up to the mic, saying 'Did I just poop my pants?'.