PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Samir Oliva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Oliva
vs
Turd

194 cm
36
217 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

175 cm
39
163 lbs
27 - 23 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Samir Oliva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 23 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Columbo Gatti and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
No luck for Turd with that takedown attempt.
Oliva checks a leg kick.
Oliva checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Turd throws a head kick but Oliva moves out of range.
Turd sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Turd avoids the head kick by Oliva.
Oliva lands a nice leg kick that just misses Turd's sensitive parts.

Oliva tries to sprawl but Turd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Oliva looks like he's trying to stand up.

Turd is looking for a kimura but Oliva is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Turd to get the leverage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oliva is trying to stand.
Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Turd stops Oliva from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd throwing shots but Oliva is blocking nicely.
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Oliva defending well though.
Turd trying to mount his opponent but Oliva defends it.
Turd throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turd throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turd stops Oliva from getting back to his feet.
Oliva knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.
Turd trying to pass the guard but Oliva defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd wants to take a breather but Oliva is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Turd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Turd thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Oliva's head.
Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Turd landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turd lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Turd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Oliva is trying to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Turd throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turd seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Oliva tries to kick Turd off but Turd keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turd wants to free his trapped foot but Oliva is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Oliva avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Turd missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turd thows a huge punch but Oliva dodges it nicely.
Turd thows a huge punch but Oliva dodges it nicely.
Oliva wants to control but Turd is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Turd scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Turd not landing any meaningful shots this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd throwing shots but Oliva is blocking nicely.
Turd throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Turd sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Oliva defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Oliva blocks a leg kick.
Oliva turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Turd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oliva.

Turd drives through with a takedown into Oliva's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Oliva will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Turd makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Oliva controls Turd momentarily but Turd frees himself.
Turd postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Turd connects with a couple of short punches.
Turd postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Oliva looking for a sweep. Not yet Oliva, not yet.
Turd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Turd drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Oliva dives on top into guard.
One Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.

Turd had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Oliva defends it easily.
Oliva wants to pass the guard but Turd is keeping the position.
Oliva wants to stand but Turd is controlling his posture from full guard.
Oliva trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Turd is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Turd throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Oliva avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Turd is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Oliva defends well.
Turd bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Oliva's guard.
Turd with a nice head shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd landing some decent shots from guard.
Turd trying to control the position from guard on top but Oliva is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Turd working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Turd throws a big right hand that misses.
Turd looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Turd looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Turd postures up in Oliva's guard and throws a big left but Oliva blocks it.
Turd wants to pass the guard but Oliva is keeping the position.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Turd trying to control but Oliva is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Turd tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Turd misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oliva.
Nice jab there from Turd.
Oliva throws a head kick that misses.
Oliva scores with a leg kick.
Turd looks for a takedown but Oliva sprawls well.
Turd scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Turd chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A nice inside leg kick there by Turd. That's going to slow Oliva down.
Turd misses with a body shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Oliva. Turd shrugs it off though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oliva tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd connects with the punch.
Oliva delivers a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd throws a leg kick but Oliva sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Turd takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Oliva connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Oliva scores with a kick to the body.
Turd chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Oliva can pounce on him.
Oliva delivers a nice body kick.
That kick from Oliva tenderised Turd's leg. Turd is trying to keep his angry face on.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oliva lands with a kick to the ribs.
Oliva throws a nice head kick!
Oliva connects with a high kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Oliva.
Oliva throws a front kick that sends Turd stumbling back into the cage.
Turd takes a kick to the side of the head.
Oliva scoring well with a low kick there.
Oliva scores with a kick to the body.
Oliva fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Oliva.
Oliva connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Oliva.
Turd has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Oliva.
Oliva connects with an inside leg kick.
Turd takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Turd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
A good leg kick by Oliva.
Oliva feints and then cracks Turd's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Turd down.
Oliva lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Oliva throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Turd walks forward, straight into a front kick from Oliva.
Turd throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turd looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Oliva moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Turd chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Oliva can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oliva moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Turd just misses with a punch to the body.
Oliva lands a nice looking kick to the body. Turd takes a step back to recover.
Turd takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Oliva throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Turd.
One Turd is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Oliva scores with a kick to the midsection.
Turd is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Oliva rather than just go for the knockout.
Turd tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Samir Oliva is winning the standup battle so far.
Oliva misses with an attempted mid kick.

Turd darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oliva has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Turd is working away from the top position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd is trying to control. Oliva wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Turd lands with a punch from half guard.
Oliva keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Turd trying to control the action but Oliva is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Turd is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Samir Oliva has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turd passes to side control.

And that's the end of the fight!
Samir Oliva showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Turd!