PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mickey McFinnigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keijo Harkimo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFinnigan comes to the cage accompanied by 2Pac – Cause I had to. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

McFinnigan
vs
Harkimo

195 cm
33
259 lbs
23 - 12 - 0

214 cm
31
280 lbs
21 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Master Lee's One Stop

Spartakus

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mickey McFinnigan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keijo Harkimo!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Harkimo, as that shot connected.

It looks like Mickey McFinnigan has been cut.
Harkimo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McFinnigan fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Harkimo is out of range.
A jab from McFinnigan misses.
McFinnigan takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Harkimo tries to close the distance and clinch but McFinnigan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McFinnigan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Harkimo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McFinnigan looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice uppercut lands for McFinnigan. That snapped Harkimo's head back.
Nice jab there from Harkimo.
An inside leg kick from McFinnigan misses.
McFinnigan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Harkimo.
McFinnigan waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Harkimo.
Harkimo lands a nice looking body shot.
Harkimo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Harkimo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McFinnigan tries a low kick but Harkimo avoids it.
McFinnigan tries to work over Harkimo's front leg with a kick but Harkimo checks it.
McFinnigan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jab from Harkimo.
Harkimo lands a body shot.
McFinnigan looks to land a combination. Harkimo sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McFinnigan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McFinnigan is breathing heavily.
Harkimo moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McFinnigan sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Harkimo scores with a nice strike.
Harkimo scores with a body shot.
McFinnigan on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harkimo scores with a nice body kick.
McFinnigan gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Harkimo points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. McFinnigan wakes up just in time to hear Harkimo thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Keijo Harkimo!
After winning the bout, Keijo Harkimo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Mickey McFinnigan was interviewed post fight and said 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.