PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubu KisyaPisya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice has chosen Happy as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

KisyaPisya
vs
Slice

225 cm
25
270 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

199 cm
27
253 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Big heart

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bubu KisyaPisya!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bubba Slice!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Reed Andrews and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

KisyaPisya tries to keep at a distance but Slice has taken the fight into the clinch.

Slice is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. KisyaPisya can't fight it off and eventually Slice manages to take the fight to the floor. KisyaPisya looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Slice must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

KisyaPisya looking for a guillotine here but Slice defends easily.
Slice landing with the ground and pound.

KisyaPisya had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Slice defends it easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slice controls from within his opponent's guard.
KisyaPisya thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
KisyaPisya can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Slice controls the pace.
Slice lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Slice really doesn't want to stay on the ground with KisyaPisya. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Slice postures up.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Slice sitting in guard, not really doing much.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Bubba Slice wasn't active enough on the ground.
Slice throws a right and a left that KisyaPisya avoids nicely.
KisyaPisya tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Slice counters with a takedown into side control.
KisyaPisya is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
KisyaPisya manages to work his way to half guard, despite Slice's best efforts.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slice seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice lands with a punch from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slice is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Slice winds up and cracks KisyaPisya with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Slice with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Slice lands with a punch from half guard.
KisyaPisya makes his way to full guard. A much better position for KisyaPisya.
Slice seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

Slice got a little sloppy there for a moment and KisyaPisya has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Slice has managed to get both his arms back between KisyaPisya's legs - danger averted.
KisyaPisya will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
KisyaPisya is trying to control the position but Slice postures up.
Slice slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Slice is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

KisyaPisya working for a triangle but Slice defends it easily.
Slice lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice stands up over KisyaPisya, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Slice controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Slice lands a couple of digs.
Slice connects with a couple of short punches.
Slice showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Slice chips away with some ground and pound.
KisyaPisya trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice connects with a couple of short punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slice trying to control the position from guard on top but KisyaPisya is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Slice makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Slice keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of KisyaPisya's head.
Slice works over KisyaPisya with some ground and pound from guard.
Slice sitting in guard here, content to control.
Let's hope that Slice has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Slice is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Slice looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slice cracks KisyaPisya with a solid left hand.
Slice connects with a couple of short punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Slice dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

KisyaPisya misses with a two punch combination.

Slice shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Slice in particular looking to stall.
KisyaPisya wants to get back to full guard.
KisyaPisya trying to control here.
Slice lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Slice takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Slice looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
KisyaPisya punching from the bottom.
Well, if Slice is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
KisyaPisya missing with punches from the bottom.

KisyaPisya is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Slice pulls his head out easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KisyaPisya throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Nice strikes from Slice there.
KisyaPisya tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Slice landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Slice trying to control the pace.
KisyaPisya is looking to improve his position.
Slice working over KisyaPisya with some ground and pound. KisyaPisya looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Nice strikes from Slice there.
Slice working the head and body with strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

KisyaPisya looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
KisyaPisya is trying to get back to full guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Slice in particular looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice slips a nice elbow through KisyaPisya's hands, connecting with KisyaPisya's forehead.
Slice has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Slice not doing much here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Slice connects with a nice short shot to KisyaPisya's temple.
Slice trying to control the pace.
KisyaPisya has hold of Slice's hands but Slice slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bubba Slice has got the better of the ground game so far.
KisyaPisya moves into full guard.
Slice landing some decent shots from guard.
Slice connects with a couple of short punches.
Slice seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Slice postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
KisyaPisya is trying to keep Slice in close.

KisyaPisya has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Slice can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Slice lands a couple of digs.
Slice distracts KisyaPisya with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
KisyaPisya really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

KisyaPisya escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Slice gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
KisyaPisya trying to control the position.
Slice lands a couple of digs.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Slice's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Slice controls from within his opponent's guard.
Slice advances to half guard.
Slice prevents KisyaPisya from improving his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slice looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Slice is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Slice connects with a nice short shot to KisyaPisya's temple.
KisyaPisya wants to get back to full guard.
Slice controlling the action here.
Slice working KisyaPisya over with strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slice with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
KisyaPisya is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Slice scores with a couple of nice shots.
Slice keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Slice showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

KisyaPisya staying out of range there.
Bubu KisyaPisya is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Slice lands a right hook to the body.

Excellent takedown into side control there by KisyaPisya.
Slice tries to buck KisyaPisya off but KisyaPisya is having none of it.
Slice keeps KisyaPisya under control for a moment.
You can see the frustration on Slice's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Slice is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked KisyaPisya off and has taken his back!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KisyaPisya is taking damage to the body and head.
Slice is riding his opponent, not letting KisyaPisya buck him off.
Slice throwing damaging strikes from the back! KisyaPisya could be in trouble here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice keeps control of the position as KisyaPisya tries to break free.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slice lands a shot to the head.
Slice lands a series of strikes from the back and KisyaPisya goes limp! The ref jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubba Slice!
Bubba Slice bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.