PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ho Lulu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The key to victory for Ho Lulu has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Lulu
vs
Kreischer

215 cm
33
275 lbs
13 - 12 - 0

195 cm
26
265 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Experienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Zipp Zapp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ho Lulu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Frank Dennis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lulu pushes Kreischer up against the cage in a clinch.
Lulu throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lulu lands an elbow just above Kreischer 's eye.
Lulu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lulu lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kreischer blocks an elbow strike.
Kreischer avoids a wild elbow strike from Lulu.
Lulu's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Kreischer can't get the takedown.
Lulu throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Lulu misses with an elbow strike.
Kreischer has Lulu pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Lulu manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Kreischer has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lulu after a bit of a struggle.
Ho Lulu has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bert Kreischer.
Lulu misses with an elbow strike.
Kreischer wants to take the fight to the mat but Lulu manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lulu is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Lulu for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Our sources have told us that Lulu has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Kreischer wants to take the fight to the mat but Lulu manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lulu prevents the takedown attempt.
Lulu throws an elbow that misses.
Lulu lands an elbow that stopped Kreischer in his tracks for a moment.
Lulu prevents a takedown attempt there.
Kreischer avoids a wild elbow strike from Lulu.
Lulu is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Lulu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lulu lands a nice elbow.
Lulu lands an elbow inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lulu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

Kreischer manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Kreischer has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Lulu doesn't defend quickly enough and Kreischer has managed to lock this one up! Can Lulu escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Kreischer on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Bert Kreischer!
An out of breath Bert Kreischer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.