PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Koni Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maximus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Maui Boy. Kreischer has chosen Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama as his entrance music. Koni Maximus has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Maximus
vs
Kreischer

218 cm
25
291 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

195 cm
26
265 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Good kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Koni Maximus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Robert Twigg and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Maximus.

Maximus shoots in and gets a takedown into Kreischer's guard.
Maximus showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Maximus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Maximus passes Kreischer's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Maximus trying to pass the guard but Kreischer defending well.

Maximus is working for a kimura but Kreischer is defending it quite comfortably.

Maximus looking for a submission but Kreischer manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.

Maximus is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Maximus trying to control the position from guard on top but Kreischer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kreischer trying to control the position.
Maximus will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Maximus passes Kreischer's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Kreischer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

Maximus is looking for a kimura but Kreischer is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Maximus to get the leverage.
Maximus seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Maximus is working for a submission of some sort.
We've been hearing good reports from Maximus's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

Maximus looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Kreischer actively working from the bottom here.

Maximus is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Kreischer has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maximus is pressing down on Kreischer's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kreischer is holding on for now.
The fighters are battling for position here. Kreischer manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Maximus is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Kreischer is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Kreischer has escaped and now he's on top!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Maximus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Maximus has his foot on Kreischer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Kreischer works his way back into a safe position though.

Maximus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Maximus looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Maximus is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Maximus is keen to just control but Kreischer is a slippery customer.
Kreischer manages to get to full guard.
Maximus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kreischer is keeping the position for now.

Maximus drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Kreischer dives on top into guard.
Kreischer won't allow Maximus to sweep him here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kreischer wants to control from the top but Maximus keeps moving.
Kreischer tries to free his leg and advance position but Maximus is retaining full guard.
Maximus looking to hit a scissor sweep but Kreischer is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Koni Maximus dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Kreischer manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Maximus on his heels. He'll look to pass Maximus's guard now, I'm sure.

Maximus throws his legs up looking for a submission but Kreischer uses it to pass to side control.

Kreischer is trying to get an arm triangle but Maximus is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kreischer misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Kreischer trying to control the position but Maximus is working away.
Maximus is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Kreischer off and has taken his back!

Maximus is looking for the choke from the back position but Kreischer is controlling his hands well.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Maximus has the hooks in. Kreischer is starting to panic. He's trying to push off one of the legs but he's left his neck open to attack. Maximus passes his arm under Kreischer's neck and tightens up a rear naked choke! This one is surely all over! Yes, Kreischer taps!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Koni Maximus!
Koni Maximus retains his super heavyweight title!
Koni Maximus thanked the fans post fight for their support.