PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jorge Cruz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). CanChopper has chosen Badass as his entrance music. Jorge Cruz has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Cruz
vs
CanChopper

215 cm
43
232 lbs
38 - 24 - 0

200 cm
34
249 lbs
23 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 24 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jorge Cruz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Sam Margolis and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cruz jabs CanChopper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
CanChopper throws a quick inside leg kick.

CanChopper closes the distance and pushes Cruz back into the cage.
CanChopper lands a nice elbow.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, CanChopper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cruz wants to break free but CanChopper has control.
CanChopper working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Cruz breaks the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Cruz.
CanChopper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cruz just misses with a punch to the body.
Cruz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Good exchange - Cruz coming out on top.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cruz throws an overhand right that lands on CanChopper's shoulder, as CanChopper tries to avoid the shot.
CanChopper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
A slow jab from Cruz misses its intended target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cruz. CanChopper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cruz just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
CanChopper moves out of range as Cruz strikes.
Cruz throws a left and a right that both miss
and CanChopper counters with a nice leg kick.
Cruz swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
CanChopper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cruz misses with a few strikes there.
Cruz looks to land a right hand but CanChopper moved out of range.
Cruz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A big left from Cruz misses.
Good leg kick by CanChopper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cruz throws an overhand right that lands on CanChopper's shoulder, as CanChopper tries to avoid the shot.
Cruz misses with a straight right.
CanChopper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
CanChopper avoids the body shot from Cruz.
CanChopper lands the left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cruz throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Cruz misses the target.
Cruz slips under a jab from CanChopper.
Cruz connects with a body shot.
Cruz walks into a stiff left hand from CanChopper.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. Cruz looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Cruz throws an overhand right that lands on CanChopper's shoulder, as CanChopper tries to avoid the shot.
Cruz swings for the body but CanChopper moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for CanChopper.
Cruz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
CanChopper throws a head kick that half lands.
Cruz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from CanChopper.
CanChopper moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cruz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but CanChopper was well out of range. Poor timing from Cruz.
Nice body kick from CanChopper.
Cruz shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
CanChopper finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
CanChopper misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cruz looks to land a combination. CanChopper sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cruz misses with a body shot
and CanChopper finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Cruz looks to land a right hand but CanChopper moved out of range.
CanChopper looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A cross from CanChopper lands.
Cruz lands with a straight right. CanChopper didn't see that one coming.
CanChopper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
CanChopper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
CanChopper moves away from the strike by Cruz.
CanChopper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cruz connects with a body shot.
Cruz misses with a combination
and CanChopper counters with a nice kick to the body.
Cruz is breathing heavily.
A lazy left from Cruz finds it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from CanChopper is predictable there
and Cruz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
CanChopper scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cruz moves out of range of the strikes.
Cruz lands with an uppercut that bounces CanChopper off the cage and back into range.
Cruz takes a swing at CanChopper's ribcage but misses.
Cruz slips a straight right by CanChopper.
Cruz misses with a shot to the body
and CanChopper finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
CanChopper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cruz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
CanChopper feints and then cracks Cruz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cruz down.
CanChopper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from CanChopper, right into the meat.
Cruz misses with a double jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by CanChopper.
A jab from Cruz misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ameri CanChopper dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Cruz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
CanChopper feints and then cracks Cruz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cruz down.
Cruz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cruz lands a body shot.
CanChopper misses with a hook. Cruz ducked under it nicely.
A head kick misses from CanChopper.
A lazy left from CanChopper finds it's target.
Cruz thows a body shot but no joy.
CanChopper lands with a good body shot.
CanChopper drops his hands momentarily and Cruz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Cruz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but CanChopper moves away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CanChopper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cruz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cruz moves away from the strike by CanChopper.
Cruz takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cruz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cruz lands a two punch combo.
Cruz is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
CanChopper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
CanChopper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cruz moves out of range as CanChopper throws a body kick.
CanChopper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cruz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from CanChopper.
Cruz thows a body shot but no joy.
CanChopper cracks Cruz with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cruz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
CanChopper connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cruz momentarily.
Cruz throws a right hand that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
CanChopper explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
CanChopper misses with a kick to the body.
CanChopper tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cruz throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by CanChopper.
CanChopper connects with a jab.
Cruz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
CanChopper takes a swing at Cruz's ribcage but misses.
Cruz tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
CanChopper takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cruz throws a lazy uppercut
and CanChopper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Cruz's knee momentarily.
Jab by CanChopper.
CanChopper keeps Cruz at a distance using the push kick.
CanChopper keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Cruz is rocked!
Cruz will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
CanChopper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Oh Cruz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A solid leg kick lands there for CanChopper.
Cruz seems to have got his legs back now.
That kick from CanChopper tenderised Cruz's leg. Cruz is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper scores with a shot to the body.

CanChopper moves into range and clinches up with Cruz.
CanChopper struggles to land a body shot inside as Cruz controls his hands.
CanChopper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
CanChopper landing knees to the body.
CanChopper throws a big uppercut that drops Cruz! More strikes from CanChopper and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Cruz lies dazed against the cage as CanChopper celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ameri CanChopper!
A very excited looking Ameri CanChopper made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.