PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tyler Crain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ser Gregor Clegane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crain might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Roots - Kool On. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Crain
vs
Gregor Clegane

192 cm
28
242 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

220 cm
25
278 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Tyler Crain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ser Gregor Clegane!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Glass and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Crain misses its intended target.
Clegane tries to close the distance and clinch up but Crain swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Crain throws a head kick but Clegane moves out of range.
Clegane tries a head kick but it misses.
Crain takes one on the button.
Clegane misses with a shot to the body
and Crain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crain checks a leg kick.
Crain fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Crain misses with an uppercut.
Clegane fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Crain checks it well.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Clegane is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Crain is defending well for now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Clegane tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Clegane missing with knees to the body.
Crain managing to block the knees to the body from Clegane.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Clegane as Crain tries to tie him up.
Clegane tries a body shot but Crain blocks it.
Clegane trying to land knees to the body.
Crain on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clegane looking to throw knees to the head but Crain is blocking nicely.

Crain breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crain throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Clegane sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Clegane moves forwards but Crain connects with a nice, crisp jab.

It looks like Ser Gregor Clegane has been cut.
Crain throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Clegane pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Crain throws a nice looking combination but Clegane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Crain scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Clegane looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Clegane is looking to clinch but Crain is avoiding it.
Ser Gregor Clegane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clegane walks into a jab.
Crain avoids the body shot from Clegane.
Clegane bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Clegane throws a leg kick
enabling Crain to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clegane throws a body kick, spinning off balance
letting Crain counter with a right hand.
Clegane feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crain's calf.
Crain misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clegane throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clegane plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Crain lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Clegane takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Clegane is rocked!
Clegane takes a swing at Crain's ribcage but misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Clegane.
Clegane goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Crain throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clegane takes one to the side of the head.
Crain throws a looping overhand right but Clegane ducks down to avoid it.
Clegane tries a head kick but it misses.
Clegane tries to score with a low kick but Crain moves his leg out of the way.
Clegane throws a chopping leg kick but Crain manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Clegane swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Crain moves out of range of the body kick from Clegane.
Clegane fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Crain has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slow jab from Crain misses its intended target.
Clegane tries to land a front kick but Crain steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Ser Gregor Clegane will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ser Gregor Clegane's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fighters circling - Crain throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Clegane misses with a body kick.
Clegane tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Crain is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A head kick misses from Clegane.

Crain rushes Clegane and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Crain has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Crain working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Crain is trying to break the clinch but Clegane is controlling him.
Clegane works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Clegane as Crain tries to tie him up.
Clegane lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crain backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clegane lands a body shot in the clinch.
Crain gets through Clegane's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Clegane unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Clegane doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Clegane.
Clegane lands a body punch.
Ser Gregor Clegane seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Clegane scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clegane lands a body punch in the clinch.
Clegane throws a knee to the head but misses.
Clegane misses with a knee strike.
Crain prevents a body shot from Clegane.

Crain manages to break the clinch.

Clegane lands a front kick to the face, that drops Crain to the canvas! Is he dazed or just shocked? He's back to his feet and the referee is going to allow him to continue the fight!

It looks like Tyler Crain has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clegane fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Clegane! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Ser Gregor Clegane!
A relieved looking Ser Gregor Clegane thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.