PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Titus Overeem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny comes to the cage accompanied by Bunny stuff. . JC The Easter Bunny could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Titus Overeem's chin.

The Easter Bunny
vs
Overeem

195 cm
32
289 lbs
23 - 16 - 0

196 cm
29
265 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

VICIOUS FIGHT GEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JC The Easter Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Titus Overeem!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Easter Bunny cracks the inside of Overeem's front leg.
Overeem misses with a low kick.
Overeem leaves The Easter Bunny with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

The Easter Bunny closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Overeem to the mat! Overeem manages to get full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Overeem lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
The Easter Bunny is trying to keep Overeem in close.

Overeem decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Overeem swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The Easter Bunny fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The Easter Bunny dives in for a single leg takedown but Overeem sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for JC The Easter Bunny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Easter Bunny misses with a body punch.
The Easter Bunny lands an uppercut.
The Easter Bunny misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Easter Bunny takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like JC The Easter Bunny has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Easter Bunny can't find room to land a body shot as Overeem controls the action.
The Easter Bunny is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Overeem is keeping busy.

Overeem breaks from the clinch.
Overeem takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Titus Overeem has been cut.
Overeem scores with a nice body kick.
The Easter Bunny is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Overeem connects with a crisp jab.
The Easter Bunny looks up at the clock. Bad move! Overeem lands a right hand from hell, dropping The Easter Bunny. Overeem pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Titus Overeem!
A relieved looking Titus Overeem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.