PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Burger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinchy McClinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burger's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Parry Grip - Nom Nom Nom. Clinchy McClinch will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Burger
vs
McClinch

180 cm
26
270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
260 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Determined

Zipp Zapp

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Fat Burger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Clinchy McClinch!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Phil Schofield and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burger misses with a hook. McClinch ducked under it nicely.

Burger moves into the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Burger throws an elbow but misses.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Burger throws an elbow but misses.
Burger blocks a body shot from McClinch.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
McClinch stalls.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A nice right hand lands inside from Burger.
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.
McClinch content to slow the pace in the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Burger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Burger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Burger just misses with a elbow thrown towards McClinch's brow.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but Burger blocks with his arms.
McClinch looking to slow down the pace here.
Burger throws an elbow but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burger managing to block the knees to the body from McClinch.
McClinch scores with a knee to the head.
Burger lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Nice elbow from Burger.
McClinch is working Burger over against the cage.
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Knees to the body from McClinch.
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.
McClinch avoids the elbow strike from Burger, against the cage.
McClinch landing knees to the head.

It looks like Fat Burger has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burger swings wildly with an uppercut but McClinch uses good head movement to avoid it.
McClinch looking to slow down the pace here.
McClinch lands with a left to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from McClinch.
McClinch avoids the elbow strike from Burger, against the cage.
Burger managing to block the knees to the body from McClinch.
A short uppercut from McClinch.
Burger managing to block the knees to the body from McClinch.
McClinch lands a knee to the head.
We've been informed that McClinch has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Burger just misses with a elbow thrown towards McClinch's brow.
McClinch tries to land knees in the clinch but Burger avoids the damage to the body.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Burger.
Burger creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.
McClinch utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Burger is breathing heavily.
McClinch lands a good knee to the midsection. Burger won't want to take too many of those.
A knee to the head by McClinch.
McClinch unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McClinch obliges.
Burger blocks a body shot from McClinch.
McClinch connects with a nasty looking knee right to Burger's face.
McClinch trying to land knees to the body.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Burger avoids it.
Burger throws an elbow but it misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McClinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McClinch is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McClinch working Burger over with knees to the body.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A shot in the inside from McClinch.
McClinch lands a nice knee to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
McClinch connects with a nasty looking knee right to Burger's face.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McClinch obliges.
McClinch stalling in the clinch but Burger improves position.
Burger pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Burger looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McClinch crunches a lovely knee into Burger's ribcage.
McClinch working Burger over with knees to the body.
Burger takes a knee to the side of the body.
McClinch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Burger blocks it with crossed arms.
Burger managing to block the knees to the body from McClinch.
McClinch lands a body shot in the clinch.
McClinch scores with a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
McClinch is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McClinch receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Burger throws an elbow but it misses.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for McClinch.
Burger takes a knee to the side of the body.
McClinch misses with a knee strike.
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
McClinch lands a good knee to the midsection. Burger won't want to take too many of those.
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
McClinch lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McClinch misses with a knee strike.
McClinch lands a nice knee to the body.
McClinch lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clinchy McClinch dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fat Burger's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

McClinch has closed the distance and engaged Burger in a clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Burger looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Burger definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Burger lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Clinchy McClinch has been cut.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
McClinch using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Burger has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McClinch trying to land knees to the body.
Burger blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Burger looks to throw an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Burger throws an elbow but misses.
Burger scores with a shoulder strike.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Burger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Burger throws an elbow that misses.
Burger lands a damaging elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McClinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Burger.
McClinch has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Burger lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Clinchy McClinch seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McClinch's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
McClinch dodges an elbow strike from Burger.
McClinch working Burger over with knees to the body.
McClinch tries a knee to the head but Burger blocks it.
McClinch scores with a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
McClinch crunches a lovely knee into Burger's ribcage.
McClinch connects with a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from McClinch.
McClinch scores with a knee to the head.
McClinch connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McClinch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
McClinch unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Burger has a couple of punches blocked by McClinch.
McClinch with a knee to the head.
McClinch with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McClinch utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
McClinch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Burger takes a knee right on the jaw!
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
McClinch blocks an elbow strike from Burger.
McClinch lands a nice knee to the body.
McClinch looking to throw knees to the head but Burger is blocking nicely.
McClinch crunches a lovely knee into Burger's ribcage.
Nice body punch from McClinch.
Burger working aggressively here.
Burger looks to throw an elbow but misses.
McClinch looking to throw knees to the head but Burger is blocking nicely.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but Burger blocks with his arms.
McClinch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Burger blocks it with crossed arms.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but Burger blocks with his arms.
Burger lands an elbow inside that McClinch shrugs off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McClinch tries a knee to the head but Burger blocks it.
Burger blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Burger blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Burger lands a nice elbow.
Burger pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Burger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Burger lands a shoulder strike.
McClinch is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Burger is keeping busy.
McClinch stalling the fight.
McClinch tries to land knees in the clinch but Burger avoids the damage to the body.
McClinch avoids the elbow strike from Burger, against the cage.
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
McClinch tries to stall but Burger uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
Burger creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Burger pushes off an throws an elbow but McClinch leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McClinch lands a knee to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McClinch is trying to maintain a safe position but Burger gets an underhook and turns McClinch into the cage.
Burger lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Burger pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Burger lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Burger creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Burger throws an elbow but it misses.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
McClinch throws a knee to the head but misses.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
Burger blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Burger pushes McClinch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Burger lands an elbow inside that McClinch shrugs off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clinchy McClinch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Nice jab there from McClinch.
McClinch connects with a jab.

Burger closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
McClinch tries to land knees in the clinch but Burger avoids the damage to the body.
McClinch throws a punch but it's blocked by Burger.
McClinch avoids the elbow strike from Burger, against the cage.
McClinch lands a nice knee to the body.
McClinch lands a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McClinch lands with a right to the head.
McClinch lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for McClinch.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Burger creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McClinch tries a knee to the head but Burger blocks it.
Burger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McClinch obliges.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McClinch dodges an elbow strike from Burger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from McClinch.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
McClinch with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A knee to the head by McClinch.
McClinch lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.
Burger creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
McClinch tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McClinch avoids the elbow strike from Burger, against the cage.
Burger avoiding damage as McClinch throws knees to the body.
Burger creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McClinch's defenses.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
Burger lands a nice elbow.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
Burger blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McClinch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Burger blocks it with crossed arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McClinch is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
McClinch blocks an elbow strike from Burger.
Burger looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Burger managing to block the knees to the body from McClinch.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Burger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McClinch is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Burger is defending well for now.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
Burger throws an elbow that misses.
McClinch looking to stall.
McClinch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Burger.
McClinch blocks the elbow strike.
McClinch is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but Burger blocks with his arms.
McClinch dodges an elbow strike from Burger.
Burger creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Burger misses with an elbow over the top.
McClinch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
McClinch looking to throw knees to the head but Burger is blocking nicely.
Burger takes a knee right on the jaw!
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
McClinch is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Burger is keeping busy.
McClinch with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Burger throws an elbow that misses.
Burger misses with an elbow strike.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Burger avoids it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McClinch obliges.
McClinch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Burger blocks it with crossed arms.
Burger on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McClinch takes an elbow to the temple.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McClinch with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McClinch lands a knee to the body.
McClinch avoids a wild elbow strike from Burger.
McClinch tries a knee to the head but Burger blocks it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Burger.
McClinch lands a hook to the side of the head.
McClinch missing with knees to the body.
Burger throws an elbow that misses.
McClinch trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Burger.
McClinch blocks an elbow strike from Burger.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Burger throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Burger throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McClinch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fat Burger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clinchy McClinch is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
McClinch blocks the elbow strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Clinchy McClinch comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well McClinch has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clinchy McClinch!
A very excited looking Clinchy McClinch made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.