PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Chavez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Zoidberg
vs
Chavez

190 cm
39
222 lbs
40 - 25 - 1

200 cm
34
223 lbs
27 - 17 - 0

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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 25 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hugo Chavez!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chavez waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Chavez pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Zoidberg takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.

Zoidberg takes the fight into the clinch.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Chavez tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Chavez scores with a shot to the side of Zoidberg's head.
Chavez avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chavez tries a body shot but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Chavez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Chavez working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chavez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chavez misses with some punches.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chavez avoids it.
Chavez is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Chavez misses with the head strike.
Chavez managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Chavez gets through Zoidberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chavez avoids it.
Chavez lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Chavez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Chavez breaks the clinch.
A big left from Chavez misses.
Chavez on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.

Chavez takes the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chavez.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Chavez breaks from the clinch.
An inside leg kick from Zoidberg misses.

Chavez has managed to clinch.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Chavez avoids the damage to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chavez tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Chavez back against the cage.

Chavez manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chavez throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Chavez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Chavez down with leg kicks.

Chavez has closed the distance and engaged Zoidberg in a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.

Chavez manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Chavez moves into range and clinches up with Zoidberg.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chavez blocks it with crossed arms.
Chavez takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Hugo Chavez has been cut.
Chavez misses with some punches.
Chavez misses with a punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chavez.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Chavez shrugs off.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Chavez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Chavez wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Chavez throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Chavez swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chavez misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chavez can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Chavez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Chavez creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chavez wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.

Chavez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fighters circling - Chavez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Chavez darts in and clinches Zoidberg up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A frustrated look appears on Chavez's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Chavez throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chavez blocks it with crossed arms.
Chavez misses with a punch to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chavez avoids it.
Chavez avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.

Chavez breaks from the clinch.
Chavez checks a leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Chavez checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Chavez has taken the fight to the clinch.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Chavez lands with a short shot to the head.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugo Chavez dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Zoidberg's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Hugo Chavez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chavez swinging wildly here.

Chavez has taken the fight to the clinch.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chavez fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Chavez misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chavez blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chavez blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Chavez lands with a short shot to the head.
Chavez misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.

Chavez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chavez checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Chavez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chavez avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Zoidberg connects with an inside leg kick.
Chavez throws a head kick that misses

and Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Chavez is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
John Zoidberg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Chavez shrugs off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Chavez 's eye.
Chavez misses with some punches.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
A nice left hand lands by Chavez.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Chavez avoids the damage to the body.
Chavez lands an uppercut.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Chavez's efforts to push away.

Chavez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chavez checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.

Chavez drives through and clinches with Zoidberg against the cage.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chavez is defending well for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chavez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Chavez has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Chavez goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chavez managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Chavez makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Chavez breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Chavez clinches up with Zoidberg and pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A head punch on the inside from Chavez fails to land.
Chavez misses with some punches.
Chavez takes an elbow to the temple.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chavez lands a right hand.
Chavez swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Chavez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Zoidberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A clash of legs there as Chavez blocks the low kick.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Zoidberg blocks a head kick by Chavez.
Chavez is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Chavez's leg but Chavez calmly moves out of range.

Zoidberg clinches up with Chavez and pushes him back against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Chavez moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Chavez is trying to break free.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Chavez wants to break the clinch but can't.

Chavez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Zoidberg.

Chavez moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Chavez takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Chavez is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Chavez looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chavez is defending well for now.
Zoidberg has Chavez pressed against the cage, preventing Chavez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Chavez won't want to take too many of those.
Chavez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Chavez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Zoidberg has managed to clinch.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Chavez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Chavez has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Chavez misses with a body punch.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Chavez's defenses.
Chavez throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chavez works on Zoidberg's body with a couple of short punches.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Chavez blocks it with crossed arms.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Chavez avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Chavez lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

Chavez breaks from the clinch.
Chavez checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Chavez throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.

Chavez drives through and clinches with Zoidberg against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
A short left from Chavez.
Chavez lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Chavez wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Chavez avoids a wild elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Chavez shrugs off.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Chavez lands a nice uppercut.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Chavez on the inside.
Chavez takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Chavez putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zoidberg in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chavez.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Chavez won't want to take too many of those.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Chavez's ribcage.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Chavez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chavez misses with a body punch.
Chavez takes an elbow to the temple.

Chavez is rocked!
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Chavez is still on wobbly legs! Can Zoidberg finish him?
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Chavez lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Chavez dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Chavez.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Chavez's brow.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Chavez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Zoidberg working the clinch nicely. Chavez is working for position but Zoidberg cracks him with a big knee to the head! Chavez crumples up against the cage and Zoidberg lands two more shots before the ref can save Chavez! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg thanked the fans post fight for their support.