PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Plumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sasa Delimar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Plumber comes to the cage accompanied by I'm not gay. This should be fireworks!

Plumber
vs
Delimar

150 cm
26
305 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
230 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nick Plumber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Sasa Delimar!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Joseph Jones and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Plumber ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Plumber thuds a left hand into Delimar's body.
Delimar looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Plumber swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Delimar.

Plumber feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Delimar sprawling to the canvas! Delimar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Plumber finish him?!

It looks like Sasa Delimar has been cut.
Plumber seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Plumber drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Delimar right on the button. Delimar goes down! Plumber follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Plumber gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nick Plumber!
Post fight, an emotional Nick Plumber said ' I wunna take this oppertunity to set the record straight. The holocaust never .happened. It was made up. '.