PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Owen Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffery Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dahmer has chosen 50 Cent - Animal as his entrance music. Owen Williams has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Williams
vs
Dahmer

186 cm
20
189 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

186 cm
27
201 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Owen Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffery Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Ackerman and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dahmer avoids the body shot from Williams.
Williams lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Williams connects with a body shot that sends Dahmer's belly button to the back.
Dahmer tries to move into range but Williams moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Williams throws a head kick but Dahmer moves out of range.
Williams misses with a few strikes there.
Dahmer throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
Williams throws a leg kick but Dahmer sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dahmer looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Williams misses the shot to the body.
Williams moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dahmer.
Williams throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dahmer lands a glancing blow to the side of Williams's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Williams moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Williams.
Dahmer throws a hook but Williams avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
Williams throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Williams lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dahmer's sensitive parts.
Williams wants to slow Dahmer down by chopping away at his legs.
Williams throws a big shot that misses.
Williams has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bricktop's House of Hard Knocks in the buildup to the fight.
Dahmer scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Owen Williams has been cut.
Williams tries to move into range but Dahmer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Williams tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dahmer is able to avoid easily.
Williams throws a front kick that sends Dahmer stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dahmer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dahmer blocks a head kick by Williams.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dahmer.
Williams throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dahmer.
Williams just misses with a punch to the body.
Williams is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Dahmer moves out of range of the leg kick from Williams.
Williams is looking to wear down Dahmer with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Williams moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dahmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Williams manages to avoid it.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Williams misses with a wild body shot.
Dahmer throws a right hand that misses
and Williams counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Owen Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dahmer throws a jab when Williams was well out of range.
Williams takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice uppercut lands for Williams. That snapped Dahmer's head back.
Williams throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Williams throws a sloppy head kick and Dahmer moves out of range easily.
Williams throws a nice head kick!
Williams pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dahmer might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer blocks the body kick.
Williams wants to land a leg kick but Dahmer is out of range.
Dahmer looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Dahmer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dahmer misses with a looping right.
Williams throws out a leg kick but Dahmer moves out of range and Williams only half commits.
Dahmer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Dahmer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Williams slips a straight right by Dahmer.
Williams goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dahmer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dahmer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dahmer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Williams throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dahmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Williams.
Dahmer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams throws a leg kick which misses Dahmer's front leg but catches the back leg as Dahmer tries to avoid it.
Williams misses with a low kick.
Dahmer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dahmer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Williams slips a jab from Dahmer.
Williams throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Williams will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Williams misses with a kick to the body.
Dahmer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Williams chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dahmer looks to score with a jab to the body but Williams is just out of range.
Williams misses with a body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dahmer takes a swing at Williams's ribcage but misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Williams.
Williams misses with a kick to the body.
Dahmer misses with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Owen Williams dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Owen Williams's cut.
That's time! Williams's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Williams scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Williams lands with a right hand.
Williams throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Williams misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Williams gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dahmer.
Dahmer connects with a jab.
Dahmer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Williams throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dahmer.
Williams thumps Dahmer with a low kick.
Williams is looking to land body kicks.
Dahmer misses with a hook.
Williams throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Williams throws a body kick that misses.
Dahmer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A jab from Dahmer misses.
Williams tried to score with a low kick but Dahmer checks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams throws a front kick that sends Dahmer stumbling back into the cage.
Williams bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Williams throws a head kick that misses.
A thudding body kick lands there by Williams!
Williams tries to land a leg kick but Dahmer saw it coming and moves away.
Crunch! Williams slams his shin into Dahmer's torso.
Williams thumps Dahmer with a low kick.
Dahmer lands a nice looking body shot.
Dahmer misses with a wild body shot.
A left lands for Williams.
Williams tried to score with a low kick but Dahmer checks it.
Dahmer scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dahmer takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Williams buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Williams pushes Dahmer away with a front kick.
Williams throws a combination that misses
and Dahmer counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dahmer looks to land a right hand but Williams moved out of range.
Williams slips a straight right by Dahmer.
Williams connects with an inside leg kick.
Williams misses with a body kick.
Williams moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Williams thows a body shot but no joy.
Williams scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dahmer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Williams scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dahmer misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Williams misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Williams ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
Dahmer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Williams tries to land a front kick but Dahmer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Williams tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping body kick lands there for Williams.
Dahmer moves out of range of the leg kick from Williams.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Dahmer misses the target.
Good leg kick by Williams there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Williams misses with an attempted mid kick.
Williams with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dahmer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Williams bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dahmer's head backwards.
Owen Williams is winning the standup battle so far.
Dahmer takes a kick to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Dahmer misses the target.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Williams lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dahmer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dahmer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Williams looks for the body kick but Dahmer saw that one coming.
Dahmer avoids the head kick by Williams.
Williams walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Williams lands a high kick!
Williams misses with a wild body shot.
Dahmer works the jab nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Williams tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Williams throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Dahmer ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Owen Williams dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Owen Williams's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Dahmer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Williams uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dahmer.
Dahmer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Williams. Williams obviously looking to wear him down.
A solid body kick from Williams.
Williams is looking to score with low kicks.
Dahmer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Williams thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Dahmer if he has to take too many more of those.
Decent striking displayed by Williams there.
Dahmer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Williams tries a head kick but it misses.
Williams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dahmer.
Dahmer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Williams looks for the body kick but Dahmer saw that one coming.
Dahmer scores with a sloppy right hand. Williams should have avoided that one.
Williams tries a low kick but Dahmer avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams scores with a push kick.
Williams misses with a body kick.
Williams throws a leg kick but Dahmer checks it.
Williams uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dahmer.
Dahmer with a jab.
Williams throws a head kick that half lands.
Williams slips under a jab from Dahmer.
Williams throws a half hearted mid kick.
Williams fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dahmer manages to avoid it.
Williams throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Williams walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Williams on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Williams is rocked!
Dahmer lands a nice shot that snaps Williams's head back.
Oh Williams is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dahmer.
Williams misses with an uppercut
and Dahmer counters with a nice uppercut.
Williams swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Williams.
Williams misses with a looping left.
Williams tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Williams tries a head kick but it misses.
Williams seems to have got his legs back now.
Dahmer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Williams tries a head kick but it misses.
Williams is looking to land body kicks.
Williams shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Williams goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Williams misses with a looping right.
A slow jab from Williams misses its intended target.
Williams drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dahmer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Dahmer cracks Williams with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Williams displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dahmer throws out the jab.
Williams scores with a nice body kick.
Williams misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Dahmer as he connects with a hook.
Williams walks straight into a right hand from Dahmer - that's dropped him! Dahmer jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Williams from any more punishment! Williams complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Jeffery Dahmer!
A relieved looking Jeffery Dahmer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.