PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Titus Andronicus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cian Chulainn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Andronicus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, March of the Roman Army. The key to victory for Titus Andronicus has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Andronicus
vs
Chulainn

186 cm
17
245 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

196 cm
20
255 lbs
3 - 4 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Titus Andronicus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, Cian Chulainn!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chulainn throws a leg kick but Andronicus sees it coming and moves out of range.
Chulainn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Andronicus checks a leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Andronicus!
Andronicus throws a leg kick but Chulainn checks it.
Andronicus fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Chulainn takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Chulainn attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Chulainn throws out a leg kick but Andronicus moves out of range and Chulainn only half commits.
Chulainn throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Andronicus with a nice cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chulainn avoids a punch combination nicely.
Andronicus misses with a hook.
A big left from Andronicus misses.
Andronicus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chulainn will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Cian Chulainn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Andronicus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chulainn was well out of range. Poor timing from Andronicus.
Chulainn throws a low kick but it's checked well by Andronicus.
Andronicus scores with a body shot.
Chulainn throws a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Andronicus checks a leg kick.
Nice shot by Andronicus.
We've been told by Andronicus's head coaches at Filth Fighters that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Chulainn throws a solid leg kick but Andronicus takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Chulainn.
Chulainn misses with a low kick.
Chulainn gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Andronicus.
Chulainn tries to work over Andronicus's front leg with a kick but Andronicus checks it.
Chulainn is looking to chop away at Andronicus's legs.
Chulainn takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Good work by Andronicus as he checks the leg kick.
Chulainn finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Jab, jab by Andronicus - just one landing.
Chulainn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Andronicus tries to land a leg kick but Chulainn saw it coming and moves away.
Andronicus scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chulainn throws a low kick but Andronicus avoids it.
Chulainn ducks under a wild hook from Andronicus.
Andronicus cracks Chulainn with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Andronicus scores with a jab to the head.
Chulainn finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chulainn does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Chulainn gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Chulainn takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Chulainn throws a low kick but it's checked well by Andronicus.
Andronicus checks a low kick from Chulainn.
Nice jab there from Andronicus.
Chulainn swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Andronicus checks a leg kick nicely.
Andronicus paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Chulainn is rocked!
Andronicus throws a monster overhand right that drops Chulainn! Andronicus follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Titus Andronicus!
After winning the bout, Titus Andronicus thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.