PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Martin Wilson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wilson has chosen 2 Chainz, Wiz Khalifa - We Own It as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Cock
vs
Wilson

225 cm
27
275 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

188 cm
26
275 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Martin Wilson!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Dirk Anderson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wilson misses with a body shot.
Cock throws a hook but Wilson avoids it easily.
Cock works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Cock seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cock. Wilson does a little dance to reset his feet.
A shot to the liver by Cock. Beautiful body shot.
Wilson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Martin Wilson has been cut.
Cock uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Wilson.
Cock lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wilson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Sloppy strikes from Cock. Those never looked like landing.
Cock fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cock tests Wilson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cock connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A shot to the liver by Cock. Beautiful body shot.
Wilson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cock lands a head shot.
Cock throws a sloppy head kick and Wilson moves out of range easily.
Wilson throws the left hand but Cock avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Cock. That snapped Wilson's head back.

That has opened up Martin Wilson's cut even more.
Cock scores with a nice right hand.
Wilson takes one on the chin but seems OK.

Wilson is rocked!
Cock lands with a good body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cock throws a monster overhand right that drops Wilson! Cock follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jupiters Cock!
As Jupiters Cock got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: KO by Cock Slap, enjoy.'.