PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jupiter Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Meat Loaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes into the arena with Brownstone blaring out of the sound system. Loaf is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Eat My Loaf. Meat Loaf is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Jones
vs
Loaf

167 cm
29
148 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

150 cm
32
138 lbs
31 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Backyard Fighting

Milwaukee's Best 160
Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jupiter Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Meat Loaf!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones misses with a double jab
and Loaf counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jupiter Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones loads up on a big right hand but Loaf slips the punch.
Nice body kick from Loaf.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Loaf has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Loaf to counter with a crisp jab.
Loaf throws a body kick that misses.
Jones tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jones throws a body kick that misses.
Loaf is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loaf sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Loaf feints and as Jones raises his hands in defense, Loaf changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Loaf looking to pass the guard.
Jones trying to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaf throws an elbow that misses. Jones uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Loaf's guard. Nice move by Jones!
Loaf has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Loaf throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Loaf seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Jones wants to control from the top but Loaf keeps moving.
Loaf working a defensive guard here.
Loaf pulls Jones in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones is looking to stand up but Loaf won't let him.
Loaf wants to sweep here but Jones controlling him for the moment.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Jupiter Jones wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Loaf throws a head kick that misses.
Jones throws a jab but it's blocked by Loaf.
Jones scores with a crisp jab that stopped Loaf in his tracks.
Both fighters circling a little - Loaf finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Loaf throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
We've been told by Jones's head coaches at Goons Training that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Jones cracks Loaf with a right hand to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loaf sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
Loaf on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loaf throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Loaf throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones throws a lazy right hand but Loaf sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jupiter Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Loaf counters with a head kick.
A big left from Loaf misses.
Jones misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Loaf connects with an inside leg kick.
Jones is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Some wild striking there from Loaf.
Loaf fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Jones avoids it really well and circles away.
A left and a right from Jones both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Meat Loaf has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaf throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
The fighters circling - Loaf throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Loaf throws a solid leg kick but Jones takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Loaf.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loaf shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jones sprawls well. Jones wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Loaf gets slowly back to his feet.
Jones thuds his shin into the meat of Loaf's side.
Loaf connects with a solid leg kick.
Loaf does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Loaf checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Loaf moved out of range.
Loaf takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Loaf throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Meat Loaf dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Meat Loaf's cut.
That's time! Jones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Loaf blocks a jab.
A good leg kick by Loaf.
Loaf uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Jones swings widly with a right hand
and Loaf counters with an outside leg kick.
Loaf fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jones.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Loaf fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jones on the side of the head.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Loaf counters with a thumping low kick.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Loaf makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Loaf lands with a slapping head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and Loaf counters with an outside leg kick.
Loaf takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jones misses with an uppercut.

Loaf changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jones looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaf in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Loaf is working Jones over with some ground and pound from side control.
Loaf lands an elbow.
Loaf is looking to take a break and control but Jones is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Loaf fails to land a wild elbow strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones dodges the ground and pound from Loaf.
Jones taking punishment in the form of punches.
The strikes coming from Loaf are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Check out the look on Loaf's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Loaf wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jones keeps working.
Loaf is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Jones is trying to improve his position.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jones struggling a bit here.
Loaf scores with punches from side control.
Meat Loaf has got the better of the ground game so far.
The strikes coming from Loaf are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones regains half guard.
Loaf is looking to take a break and control but Jones is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Loaf is working for a submission of some sort.
Loaf looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loaf throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jones wants to get back to full guard.
Loaf passes to side control.
Loaf lands a nice forearm strike.
Loaf working the ground and pound from side control.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loaf working the ground and pound from side control.
Loaf is looking to take a break and control but Jones is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Meat Loaf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Meat Loaf's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Jones is looking to score with low kicks.
Jones throws a good cross that connects.
Loaf scoring well with a low kick there.
Jones tries a low kick but Loaf avoids it.
Loaf moves forwards but Jones connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jones pushes Loaf away with a front kick.
Loaf tries to clinch up.
Jones lands a leg kick that knocks Loaf off balance momentarily.
Loaf throws the kick towards the body but Jones avoids it.
Jones fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A big right from Jones misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loaf throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and Loaf makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Jones is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Loaf moves out of range of the body kick from Jones.
Jones moves into range and connects with a jab.
Loaf shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jones pinned against the cage. Jones gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Loaf motions for Jones to come forward. Loaf throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones misses with an uppercut. Loaf saw that one coming.
Jones moves away from the strike by Loaf.
Loaf tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones falls off balance throwing a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Loaf slips a jab from Jones.
Jones lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jones tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Loaf is able to avoid easily.
Jones throws the left hand but Loaf avoids the punch easily.
Jones is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Loaf bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jones throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Loaf counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones scores with a nice right hand.
Loaf lunges at Jones with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Jones's hand.
Loaf tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jones sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Loaf somewhat.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Loaf moves away and avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones misses with a body kick.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Jones enables Loaf to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Jones manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Loaf sitting in guard here, content to control.
Loaf loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Loaf wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Loaf looking to pass the guard.
Loaf is still trying to improve position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Loaf's guard.
Jones postures up.

Loaf looking for a triangle here. Jones is fighting it but it looks tight! Loaf pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Jones is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:46 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Meat Loaf!
An intense looking Meat Loaf took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: ' I wouldn't be able to do this with out the love of my life! This win is for my wife, and the mother to my kids! I love you baby! Happy Mothers Day ladies! And oh ya, Broken Halo Pride Mother Fuckers! Haha'.