PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe Schmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lloyd Christmas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Schmo
vs
Christmas

210 cm
18
195 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Schmo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lloyd Christmas!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christmas throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schmo sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schmo really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Christmas throws a jab when Schmo was well out of range.
Schmo throws a jab when Christmas was well out of range.
Christmas dips to his left and cracks Schmo with an uppercut!
Schmo sizes up Christmas with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Christmas looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Schmo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Schmo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Christmas moves away.
Schmo stuns Christmas with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Schmo moves out of range of the strikes.
Christmas walks into a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schmo lands a jab.
Christmas closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Christmas wants to clinch up but Schmo keeps it at a distance.
Christmas on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Christmas is rocked!
Schmo lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Christmas goes down and covers up as Schmo starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Schmo!
Joe Schmo seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.