PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ardian Shiba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John McNamara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Shiba might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Theme tune Mohammed rapes children. John McNamara told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Shiba
vs
McNamara

186 cm
29
198 lbs
8 - 9 - 1

180 cm
33
200 lbs
19 - 19 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Ardian Shiba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, John McNamara!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Chris Dean and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shiba uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McNamara.
Shiba attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Shiba displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McNamara throws out the jab.
Shiba takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Shiba misses with a wild body shot.
Shiba fails with the takedown.
McNamara avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
McNamara scores with a jab to the body.
McNamara swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Shiba uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McNamara.
McNamara has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Shiba is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Shiba will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Shiba lands a jab to the head.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shiba.
McNamara on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Shiba. Shiba obviously looking to wear him down.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNamara. Shiba does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shiba attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Shiba moves out of range as McNamara strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McNamara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McNamara looks to throw the jab but Shiba is out of range.
McNamara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shiba misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Shiba takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McNamara fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shiba does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Shiba bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shiba shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McNamara cracks Shiba with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
John McNamara is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from McNamara. Shiba does a little dance to reset his feet.
McNamara avoids the head kick by Shiba.
McNamara fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Shiba looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
McNamara listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McNamara has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Shiba.
Jab from Shiba.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McNamara throws a lazy right hand but Shiba sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McNamara looks to score with a jab to the body but Shiba is just out of range.
A good leg kick by Shiba.
Shiba throws a low kick but McNamara avoids it.
Shiba throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The fight stays on the outside here - Shiba looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Shiba rushes McNamara and presses him up against the cage.
McNamara blocks an uppercut.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Shiba obliges.
Shiba unloads a knee to the mid-section. McNamara lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Shiba misses with the head strike.
Shiba stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
McNamara managing to block the knees to the body from Shiba.
Shiba using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McNamara is trying to break the clinch but Shiba has him pressed against the cage.
Shiba works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McNamara looks winded!
Shiba makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Shiba softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
McNamara prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ardian Shiba. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shiba has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. McNamara is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Shiba unloads a knee to the mid-section. McNamara lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
McNamara takes a knee right on the jaw!
Shiba with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Shiba decides to pull guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
McNamara won't allow Shiba to sweep him here.

McNamara gets to his feet - Shiba follows without any prompting.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A lazy left from McNamara finds it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McNamara fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Shiba manages to avoid it.
Shiba throws a hook but McNamara avoids it easily.
Shiba keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McNamara.
A big left from McNamara misses.
McNamara missing with a left hand there. Shiba was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shiba attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
McNamara throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McNamara has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from McNamara there as he acknowledges the shot.
McNamara misses with a hook. Shiba ducked under it nicely.
Shiba connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McNamara cracks Shiba with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Shiba buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Shiba tries a head kick but it misses.
A big right from McNamara misses.
Shiba misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ardian Shiba dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

McNamara connects with a jab.
Shiba misses with a low kick as McNamara jumps back.
Shiba is looking to chop away at McNamara's legs.
McNamara lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Shiba circles away quickly and effectively.
McNamara ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
John McNamara seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McNamara looks to land a right hand but Shiba moved out of range.
Shiba takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McNamara misses with a hook. Shiba ducked under it nicely.
McNamara jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Shiba avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Shiba buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Shiba chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McNamara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shiba throws a chopping leg kick but McNamara manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
McNamara throws a hook but Shiba avoids it easily.
McNamara swings for the body but Shiba moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McNamara throws a jab but it's blocked by Shiba.
A nice inside leg kick there by Shiba. That's going to slow McNamara down.
Shiba lands with a thumping leg kick.
Shiba will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Shiba shoots in but McNamara avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Shiba misses with a low kick.
Shiba tries to clinch there but McNamara circles away.
Shiba ducks under a wild hook from McNamara.
Shiba cracks the inside of McNamara's front leg.
McNamara connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McNamara avoids the body shot from Shiba.
Shiba tries to land a leg kick but McNamara saw it coming and moves away.
McNamara swats away the attempt to clinch by Shiba.
Shiba ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shiba scores with a head kick. McNamara tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Shiba ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shiba misses with a low kick as McNamara jumps back.
Shiba scores with a sloppy right hand. McNamara should have avoided that one.
Shiba scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Shiba closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Shiba thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shiba avoids the body shot from McNamara.
Shiba misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McNamara.
McNamara throws a jab when Shiba was well out of range.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McNamara takes a swing at Shiba's ribcage but misses.
Shiba with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Shiba fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shiba takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Shiba fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ardian Shiba. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McNamara checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McNamara looks to land a combination but Shiba avoids it well.
Shiba shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice body punch from McNamara.
Shiba takes one on the chin but seems OK.
McNamara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shiba.
McNamara lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Shiba moves into range and connects with a jab.
Shiba uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McNamara.
McNamara lands a glancing blow to the side of Shiba's head.
McNamara misses with a shot to the body
and Shiba counters with a good low kick that McNamara was not able to check.
A solid body kick from Shiba.
McNamara's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shiba tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but McNamara paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McNamara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McNamara cracks Shiba with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Shiba walks into a left hand.
McNamara misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shiba.
Shiba lands a nice looking body shot.
Shiba wants to clinch.
Shiba keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McNamara catches Shiba with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McNamara throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Shiba plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Shiba on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but John McNamara will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Shiba tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A head kick from Shiba lands but McNamara takes it in his stride.
Shiba throws a leg kick which misses McNamara's front leg but catches the back leg as McNamara tries to avoid it.
McNamara scores with a jab to the head.
Shiba misses with a head kick.
Shiba wants to land a leg kick but McNamara is out of range.
Shiba is looking to score with low kicks.
Shiba slips a jab from McNamara.
McNamara thows a body shot but no joy.
Shiba is looking to chop away at McNamara's legs.
Shiba misses with a low kick.
McNamara stuffs the takedown.
Shiba motions for McNamara to come forward. Shiba throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McNamara slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Shiba throws a low kick but McNamara avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for McNamara.
McNamara just misses with a punch to the body.
Shiba slips a straight right by McNamara.
McNamara waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Shiba.
Shiba cracks the inside of McNamara's front leg.
Shiba tries to close the distance and clinch up but McNamara swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McNamara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shiba moves away.
McNamara uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Shiba walks into a jab.
McNamara chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Shiba can pounce on him.
McNamara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McNamara checks a low kick from Shiba.
McNamara scores with a hook to the body. Shiba takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McNamara misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McNamara takes a swing at Shiba's ribcage but misses.
McNamara takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shiba.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shiba misses with a low kick.
McNamara ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Shiba moves away.
McNamara throws a big shot that misses.
Shiba tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McNamara was well out of range. Poor timing from Shiba.
McNamara jabs Shiba right on the nose. Shiba blinks but takes it well.
McNamara misses with a looping left.
Shiba connects with a high kick.
Shiba misses with a takedown attempt - McNamara sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Shiba attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Shiba will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McNamara on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Shiba scores with a nice right hand.
McNamara throws a hook but Shiba blocks it.
Shiba connects with an inside leg kick.
McNamara looks to score with a jab to the body but Shiba is just out of range.
Shiba with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice uppercut lands for McNamara. That snapped Shiba's head back.
The fighters circling - McNamara throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Shiba throws a head kick that misses.
McNamara throws a body punch but Shiba moves out of range.
Shiba moves away from the strike by McNamara.
McNamara misses with a looping right.
Shiba keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Shiba.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shiba misses with a low kick.
Shiba misses with a low kick as McNamara jumps back.
McNamara thuds his right hand into Shiba's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
McNamara pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McNamara on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McNamara takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Shiba closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Shiba is looking to take a break and control but McNamara is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The strikes coming from Shiba are missing the target in this wave of attacks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ardian Shiba showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Shiba has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 29:28
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 29:28
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ardian Shiba!
Ardian Shiba made sure to give a little speech post fight, saying 'Mohammed was a pedo, mohammed was pedo na na naaa naaaa oi, na naaa naaaaa na oi.... Fuck Islam.'.