PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Allibring Ispain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Who are they trying to con. Arse Biscuits could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Allibring Ispain's chin.

Biscuits
vs
Ispain

211 cm
23
205 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

188 cm
25
217 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

The Dark Side
Cage Star

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Allibring Ispain!
The judges for this bout are Ryoma Takatsuka, Roger Salmon and Josh West.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ispain darts in trying to clinch

and Biscuits counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biscuits is standing up over Ispain. Ispain looks to escape but Biscuits dives into side control.

Biscuits wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ispain, who protects the arm well.

Biscuits is trying to get an arm triangle but Ispain is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Biscuits looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Biscuits working the ground and pound from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biscuits taking a breather here.
Biscuits wants to control but Ispain is keeping him busy.
Ispain gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Biscuits really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biscuits tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ispain has given up his back. Will we see Biscuits going for some submissions?

Biscuits sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Ispain taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Arse Biscuits!
Our winner, Arse Biscuits, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.