PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Bilashki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Krzysiek Zombi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bilashki kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Warriors of Skyrim. Jon Bilashki is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Bilashki
vs
Zombi

225 cm
36
300 lbs
9 - 15 - 0

225 cm
20
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jon Bilashki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Krzysiek Zombi!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Arvi Lind and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bilashki - that will leave a mark!
Bilashki delivers a nice body kick.
Bilashki lets loose with a powerful body kick. Zombi will feel that in the morning.

Bilashki gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Zombi wants to break the clinch but can't.

Bilashki breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bilashki fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Zombi.

Bilashki moves into the clinch.

Bilashki decides to pull guard.

Bilashki pushes Zombi off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Bilashki scores with a nice body kick.
Zombi has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Zombi looks winded!
Zombi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Bilashki feints a jab promting Zombi to slip. Bilashki then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Zombi slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Krzysiek Zombi has been cut.

Bilashki looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Bilashki working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bilashki not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Bilashki stands up and waves to Zombi to follow him.

Bilashki closes the distance and clinches.

Bilashki breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Bilashki moves into the clinch.
Zombi is trying to maintain a safe position but Bilashki gets an underhook and turns Zombi into the cage.

Bilashki pulls guard successfully.
Bilashki is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Bilashki sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bilashki stands up and beckons Zombi to join him on the feet.
Jon Bilashki seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zombi darts in trying to clinch

and Bilashki counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zombi is trying to push Bilashki away but Bilashki has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Zombi goes for a takedown in the clinch but Bilashki prevents it.
Bilashki lands a nice elbow.

Bilashki pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bilashki bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bilashki throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Zombi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Bilashki fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Zombi, pushing him back against the cage.
Nice body punch from Bilashki - that landed with a thud.
Bilashki lands a right hand.
Bilashki lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Zombi or not.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bilashki works on Zombi's body with a couple of short punches.

Bilashki escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Bilashki darts in and clinches Zombi up against the cage.
Bilashki digs a right hand underneath Zombi's ribcage. Zombi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A body shot lands from Bilashki.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bilashki takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Bilashki presses Zombi against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.

Bilashki breaks from the clinch.

Zombi gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Bilashki definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bilashki is stalling in the full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bilashki stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Oooooh!!! Bilashki has knocked Zombi down with a huge combo! Bilashki steps away and waves a wobbly Zombi back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Bilashki engages and cracks Zombi with a massive lead left hook - Zombi tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Bilashki is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jon Bilashki!
Jon Bilashki decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.