PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Loco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and French Toast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Toast's choice of entrance music: EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin' G's. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Loco
vs
Toast

205 cm
34
275 lbs
19 - 15 - 1

195 cm
32
250 lbs
20 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, El Loco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, French Toast!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toast looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Loco gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Toast is working for takedown but Loco is calmly controlling the position for now.
Loco gets underhooks to prevent Toast's takedown attempt.

Loco breaks from the clinch.
Loco looks to land a right hand but Toast moved out of range.
Toast's coach down at Valhalla Training Grounds was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Toast's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Loco throws a shot from downtown. Toast moves away and avoids it.
Loco scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Toast doesn't seem bothered though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Toast. Loco does a little dance to reset his feet.
Toast ducks under a wild hook from Loco.
Loco displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Loco paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Loco looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Toast tries to move into range but Loco moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Toast has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Loco.
Loco misses with an uppercut. Toast saw that one coming.
Toast throws an overhand right that lands on Loco's shoulder, as Loco tries to avoid the shot.
El Loco is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Loco takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Toast tries for a takedown but Loco sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
El Loco has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of French Toast.
Loco scores with a body shot.
Loco has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Vale Tudo Elite Sparring in the buildup to the fight.
Nice straight punches there by Loco. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Loco.
Loco thuds his right hand into Toast's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Loco connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Toast takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Toast throws a body shot but no joy.
Toast checks the leg kick nicely there.
The fighters circling - Loco throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Toast wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Loco with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Toast scores with a punch to the head.
Loco slips a jab from Toast.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Loco, right into the meat.
Loco wants to clinch.
Toast misses the body punch
and Loco counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loco fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Toast.
Toast takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Loco throws a solid leg kick but Toast takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Loco.
Loco misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Toast.
Loco is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Toast gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Toast is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Loco rather than just go for the knockout.
Loco throws a shot to the body.
Toast throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Toast throws a lazy right hand but Loco sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Toast throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Toast steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Loco. That one must have hurt.
Loco throws a low kick but it's checked well by Toast.
Toast slips under a jab from Loco.
Loco wants to clinch.
Toast shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Loco as he jumps to the side.
Toast throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Toast is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Loco lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Toast needs to keep his hands up - Loco had a free shot at his head there.
Loco feints and then cracks Toast's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Toast down.
Toast fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

Toast throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Loco tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Toast is in Loco's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Toast throws a big elbow that misses.
Loco looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Toast throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Loco works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Toast has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Loco is trying to keep Toast in close.
Toast won't allow Loco to sweep him here.
Toast throwing strikes but missing.
Loco is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Toast stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Loco swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toast trying to control the position from guard on top but Loco is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loco is trying to keep Toast in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

El Loco dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Loco wants to clinch up but Toast keeps it at a distance.
Loco slips under a jab.
Toast lands a nice shot to the body.
Loco looks to score with a jab to the body but Toast is just out of range.
Toast darts in looking for a takedown but Loco gets double underhooks and turns Toast into the cage.
Loco lands a nice uppercut.

Loco pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Toast slips a straight right by Loco.
El Loco seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Loco connects with a single shot there.
Nice uppercut there from Loco.
Toast moves forwards but Loco connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Toast fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Toast looks to land a right hand but Loco moved out of range.
Loco throws a head kick that half lands.

It looks like French Toast has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toast swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Loco misses the target.
Loco cracks Toast with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Toast avoids the body shot from Loco.
El Loco is winning the standup battle so far.
Toast ducks under a wild hook from Loco.
Loco throws an overhand right that lands on Toast's shoulder, as Toast tries to avoid the shot.
Nice defenses there by Loco.
Toast looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Toast blocks a leg kick.
Loco fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Toast has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Toast connects with a looping right hand.
Loco thows a left - swing and a miss!
Loco moves out of range as Toast strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toast misses with a hook.
Loco ducks under a wild hook from Toast.
Loco punishes Toast's body with a nice straight punch.
Nice takedown defense from Loco. No joy for Toast on that attempt.
El Loco has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of French Toast.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Toast closes this distance looking for a takedown but Loco circles away.
Toast ducks right into an uppercut from Loco.
Loco moves out of range as Toast strikes.
Loco thuds his right hand into Toast's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Toast takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Loco misses with a hook. Toast ducked under it nicely.
Toast cracks a nice hook into Loco's ribs.
Toast uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Loco.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
A swing and a miss from Loco.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loco bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Loco wants to clinch up but Toast keeps it at a distance.
Loco throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Toast looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A jab lands there for Loco.
Toast fails with a takedown attempt.
Loco digs a good body shot into Toast's ribs.
Toast misses with a straight left.
Loco attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Loco lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A slapping leg kick lands for Loco.
A left lands for Loco.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loco works the jab nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loco lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Toast swings for the body but Loco moves out of range.
Loco scores with a jab.

Toast is rocked!
Loco connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Toast's hands.
Toast is still on wobbly legs! Can Loco finish him?
Loco measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Toast! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). El Loco!
El Loco got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'