PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Gaston (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juris Dicktion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Juris Dicktion has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gaston
vs
Dicktion

194 cm
36
250 lbs
20 - 28 - 1

180 cm
31
260 lbs
12 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Gaston!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juris Dicktion!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dicktion scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Gaston tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Gaston throws a right and a left that Dicktion avoids nicely.
Gaston lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Juris Dicktion has been cut.

Dicktion clinches.
Dicktion tries to work over Gaston's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Gaston manages to break the clinch.
Gaston avoids the head kick by Dicktion.
Dicktion scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice jab there from Gaston.
Gaston misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dicktion.
Dicktion misses with a looping left.
Dicktion pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gaston throws a head kick that Dicktion semi-blocks.
Gaston pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gaston lands a slapping body shot.
Dicktion is looking to land body kicks.
Dicktion's coach down at Tres Puntos FC was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Dicktion's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Gaston tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gaston lands a high kick!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dicktion is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Gaston throws a head kick that misses.
Dicktion with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gaston throws a leg kick but Dicktion sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dicktion. Gaston does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gaston throws a right and a left that Dicktion avoids nicely.
Gaston throws a head kick but Dicktion moves out of range.
Gaston takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dicktion misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gaston.
Gaston chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Dicktion can pounce on him.
Dicktion scores with a push kick.
Gaston is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dicktion lands with a kick to the temple. Gaston shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Nick Gaston has been cut.
A head kick by Dicktion misses
and Gaston counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Dicktion throws a sloppy head kick and Gaston moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Dicktion closes the distance and clinches.
Dicktion throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dicktion scores with a shoulder strike.
Dicktion with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dicktion tries a knee to the head but Gaston blocks it.
Dicktion has a couple of punches blocked by Gaston.
Gaston tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dicktion's elbow.
Gaston trying to stall but Dicktion improves his position.
A left hand lands to the body for Dicktion.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dicktion as Gaston tries to tie him up.
Dicktion lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Dicktion has the Thai plumb, controlling the head nicely. He loads up with a big knee to the head and Gaston goes down! Dicktion pounces into side control - this one could be over soon!

Gaston is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee asks Dicktion politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Dicktion prefers to stall for the moment though.
Oh Gaston is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Dicktion decides to stand back up.
Gaston walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dicktion.
Dicktion throws a powerful right kick. Gaston tried to block low but the kick was high! Gaston was taken right off of his feet! Dicktion jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Juris Dicktion!
In his post fight interview, Juris Dicktion started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.