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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Juan Morales (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!
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180 lbs
13 - 4 - 0 |
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185 lbs
9 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Juan Morales!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Dr John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Glass and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg throws a hook but Morales blocks it.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Morales throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters with a nice double leg into side control. Morales won't be happy with that.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Morales defending against the ground and pound.
The strikes coming from Zoidberg are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Zoidberg trying to control the action but Morales is working from the bottom.
Zoidberg postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Morales is trying to control Zoidberg's posture but Zoidberg avoids it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Morales is trying to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Morales keeps working.
Zoidberg in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Morales holding on.
Zoidberg has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Zoidberg working the ground and pound but Morales is defending the strikes.
Zoidberg in side control lands a decent elbow.
Zoidberg misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Zoidberg staying calm.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Morales is trying to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morales is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Zoidberg is controlling him well.
Morales is looking for a sweep.
Zoidberg throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Zoidberg wants to control but Morales is keeping him busy.
Morales is looking to reverse the position.
Morales avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Zoidberg.
Zoidberg is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Morales knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morales is trying to control Zoidberg's posture but Zoidberg avoids it.
Zoidberg throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Morales defending against the ground and pound.
Zoidberg tries to score with some ground and pound. Morales controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Morales is trying to buck Zoidberg off.
Zoidberg working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Morales regains half guard, as Zoidberg was trying to land strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Morales is staying active underneath Zoidberg, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Zoidberg sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Morales defending well though.
Zoidberg not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Morales is defending against the submission attempts here by Zoidberg.
Morales wants to improve his position but Zoidberg is controlling well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Morales is pressing down on Zoidberg's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Morales trying to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dr John Zoidberg dominated that round.
That's time! Morales's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A looping hook to the body misses from Morales. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoidberg connects with the punch.
Morales digs a good body shot into Zoidberg's ribs.
Zoidberg looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zoidberg thows a body shot but no joy.
Zoidberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Morales. Morales obviously looking to wear him down.
Morales bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Morales misses with a right hand
and Zoidberg counters with a nice uppercut.
Morales misses with an uppercut. Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Morales dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Morales throws a solid leg kick but Zoidberg takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Morales.
Morales lands a nice shot to the body.
Morales misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Morales scores with a decent looking hook.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Juan Morales is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Zoidberg lands with a nice body punch.
Morales tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Morales.
Morales misses the jab.
Zoidberg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Morales as he avoids it easily.
Morales bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A telegraphed right hand from Morales misses the target.
Morales checks a leg kick nicely.
Morales misses with a body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Morales throws a right hand that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a takedown into side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Morales is looking to regain half guard here but Zoidberg keeps moving and retains side control.
Zoidberg wants to control but Morales is keeping him busy.
The referee asks Zoidberg politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Zoidberg prefers to stall for the moment though.
Morales tries to buck Zoidberg off but Zoidberg is having none of it.
Morales takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg wants to control but Morales is keeping him busy.
Morales has one of Zoidberg's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but Morales slips to the side and avoids it well.
Zoidberg lands some shots froms side control.
Zoidberg misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Morales struggling a bit here.
Morales regains half guard, as Zoidberg was trying to land strikes.
Zoidberg performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Morales trying to hold on to Zoidberg's head to control him but Zoidberg postures up.
Zoidberg takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Dr John Zoidberg has got the better of the ground game so far.
Morales has hold of Zoidberg's hands but Zoidberg slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Zoidberg is nestled in close to Morales, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Morales wants to get back to his feet.
Zoidberg thows a huge punch but Morales dodges it nicely.
Zoidberg sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Morales defending well though.
Zoidberg with the ground and pound but Morales uses the opportunity to regain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dr John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Morales misses with a hook.
Morales throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a nice double leg into side control. Morales won't be happy with that.
Morales taking a bit of punishment here - Zoidberg scoring with strikes.
Morales tries to improve position but can't.
Zoidberg in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Morales regains half guard, as Zoidberg was trying to land strikes.
Zoidberg lands strikes from half guard.
Morales is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Morales wants to get back to his feet.
Zoidberg working over Morales with some ground and pound. Morales looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Morales does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Zoidberg sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Morales defending well though.
Morales won't allow Zoidberg to pass to mount.
Zoidberg throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Zoidberg scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Zoidberg thows a huge punch but Morales dodges it nicely.
Zoidberg is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Morales sees it coming and defends easily.
Morales makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Morales.
Zoidberg working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg trying to control the position from guard on top but Morales is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Morales working a defensive guard here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Zoidberg accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Zoidberg trying to control the position from guard on top but Morales is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Morales holds on and takes a little breather.
Morales preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Zoidberg stopping the sweep attempt from Morales.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Zoidberg being controlled here momentarily.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Juan Morales wasn't doing enough on the ground.
A telegraphed right hand from Zoidberg misses the target.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Morales.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Morales.
A punch combination from Morales misses.
Morales misses the shot to the body.
Morales takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Zoidberg comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg takes a swing at Morales's ribcage but misses.
Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Morales.
Juan Morales has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Juan Morales is winning the standup battle so far.
Zoidberg looks to score with a jab to the body but Morales is just out of range.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dr John Zoidberg is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Morales avoids it.
Zoidberg throws a chopping leg kick but Morales manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Nice defenses there by Zoidberg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Morales lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zoidberg paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Morales swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dr John Zoidberg comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Zoidberg has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dr John Zoidberg!
Dr John Zoidberg gave a mention to KAISER Nutrition (160!/220$) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
In defeat, Juan Morales stepped up to the mic, saying 'EI JUMALAUTA MITÄ PASKAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
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