PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deidara Zetsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brodus Clay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zetsu comes into the arena with Make Me blaring out of the sound system. Brodus Clay is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Zetsu
vs
Clay

200 cm
29
264 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

196 cm
29
275 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Deidara Zetsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Brodus Clay!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Ian Loll and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zetsu throws a sloppy head kick
and Clay counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zetsu misses with a double jab.
Zetsu slips under a jab from Clay.
Clay tries to move into range but Zetsu moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Zetsu wants to clinch up but Clay keeps it at a distance.
Clay works the jab nicely.

It looks like Deidara Zetsu has been cut.
Zetsu misses with a straight right.
A clash of legs there as Zetsu blocks the low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice jab there from Zetsu.

It looks like Brodus Clay has been cut.
Zetsu has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A jab from Clay does it's job there.
Zetsu closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Clay moves out of range of the leg kick from Zetsu.
Zetsu misses with a wild combination.
Clay takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Clay slips a jab and a cross from Zetsu.
Clay displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zetsu throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clay looks to land a right hand but Zetsu moved out of range.
Nice defenses there by Zetsu.
Clay throws a big shot that misses.
Nice body kick there by Zetsu.
Zetsu fails in his attempt to clinch.

Zetsu clinches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Clay.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Clay looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A head punch on the inside from Zetsu fails to land.

Zetsu breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Clay uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zetsu.
Zetsu throws a shot to the body.
Zetsu misses with a body kick.
Zetsu connects with a solid leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zetsu throws a hook but Clay blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Zetsu scores with a sloppy right hand. Clay should have avoided that one.
Clay misses with a right hand
enabling Zetsu to counter with a crisp jab.
Zetsu darts in trying to clinch
and Clay counters with a thumping low kick.
Nice defenses there by Zetsu.
Zetsu slips under a jab.
Zetsu scores with a nice right hand.
Zetsu throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A slow jab from Clay misses its intended target.
Zetsu misses with a two punch combination.
Zetsu moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Zetsu moves in looking to clinch but Clay pushes him off.
Zetsu throws a push kick but Clay slaps the foot to one side.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu slips under a jab from Clay.
Clay misses with an uppercut.
Zetsu looks to land a body kick but Clay moved away.
Clay uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zetsu.
Clay avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zetsu connects with a right hand. Clay shakes it off.

That has opened up Brodus Clay's cut even more.
Zetsu misses with an uppercut.
Clay throws a big shot that misses.
Zetsu fails in his attempt to clinch.
Zetsu getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Clay connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Zetsu wants to clinch up but Clay keeps it at a distance.
Zetsu throws a hook to the side of Clay's head but Clay sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Clay misses with an uppercut. Zetsu saw that one coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A good leg kick by Clay.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu throws a front kick aimed at Clay's knee but Clay avoids it well.
Zetsu walks into a straight right hand from Clay.
Clay is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zetsu.
Zetsu scores with a leg kick.
Clay throws a looping overhand right but Zetsu ducks down to avoid it.
Zetsu misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clay moves away from the strike by Zetsu.
Nice shot by Clay.
Zetsu is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Clay misses with a lunging right hand
and Zetsu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Zetsu feints a jab promting Clay to slip. Zetsu then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Clay slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Zetsu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clay jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Clay blocks a low kick nicely.
Deidara Zetsu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zetsu scores with a jab to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deidara Zetsu dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Zetsu takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Clay steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zetsu.
Clay steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zetsu.
Clay takes one to the side of the head.
Clay throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zetsu tries to work over Clay's front leg with a kick but Clay checks it.
Zetsu just misses with a punch to the body.
Clay gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Clay uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zetsu.
Zetsu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clay.
Zetsu lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clay shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Clay ducks under a wild hook from Zetsu.
Zetsu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clay.
Zetsu throws a hook but Clay avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zetsu misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zetsu tries to clinch but Clay is having none of it.
Clay steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zetsu.
Zetsu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Clay moves out of range as Zetsu throws a body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Zetsu.
Clay takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Zetsu wants to clinch but Clay slips to the side
and Clay counters with a straight right hand.
Zetsu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clay swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Zetsu misses with a looping left.
Zetsu swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zetsu on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

Deidara Zetsu's cut is getting worse.
Zetsu catches Clay with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

The cut above Brodus Clay's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zetsu closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Clay to counter with a crisp jab.
Zetsu throws the kick towards the body but Clay avoids it.
Zetsu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Clay jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zetsu moves away from the strike by Clay.
Clay throws a hook to the side of Zetsu's head but Zetsu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Clay uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Nice straight punches there by Zetsu. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zetsu.
Clay throws a shot from downtown. Zetsu moves away and avoids it.
The crowd cheers as Clay lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zetsu doesn't seem phased though.
Zetsu is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Clay throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clay waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zetsu.
Zetsu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Clay swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zetsu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zetsu throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zetsu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zetsu moves in looking to clinch but Clay pushes him off.
Clay throws a jab but it's blocked by Zetsu.
Zetsu misses with a looping left.
Deidara Zetsu is winning the standup battle so far.
Zetsu feints and then cracks Clay's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clay down.
Clay moves out of range as Zetsu strikes.
Zetsu misses with a low kick.
Zetsu connects with a solid leg kick.
Zetsu keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zetsu slips under a jab from Clay.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu looks to score with a jab to the body but Clay is just out of range.
Zetsu throws a push kick but Clay slaps the foot to one side.
Zetsu throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clay checks a low kick from Zetsu.
Clay throws a hook to the side of Zetsu's head but Zetsu sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zetsu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clay.
Clay checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Zetsu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Clay throws out the jab.
Clay tests Zetsu's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Deidara Zetsu's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

A big head kick from Zetsu and Clay is sent sprawling to the canvas!

Clay is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clay looking to control.
Clay preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deidara Zetsu dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Zetsu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Clay misses with a leg kick
and Zetsu counters with a good low kick that Clay was not able to check.
Clay goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A big right from Clay misses.
Zetsu throws a series of punches but Clay moves out of range.
Zetsu cracks Clay with a right hand to the side of the head.
Clay throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zetsu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zetsu lands a brutal head kick. Clay looks out on his feet and Zetsu throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Deidara Zetsu!
An out of breath and clearly excited Deidara Zetsu thanked Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).