PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grande Fumador (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sloppo Tjefski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sloppo Tjefski will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Fumador
vs
Tjefski

186 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
20
292 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Grande Fumador!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sloppo Tjefski!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tjefski is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Fumador takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Nice sprawl there from Tjefski as Fumador shoots in.
Fumador fails with the takedown.
Fumador fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Grande Fumador. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tjefski lands a nice looking body shot.
Fumador misses with a takedown attempt
and Tjefski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fumador walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

It looks like Grande Fumador has been cut.
Fumador takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fumador is breathing heavily.
Tjefski thuds a left hand into Fumador's body.

Tjefski moves into the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Tjefski.
Tjefski lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Tjefski lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fumador takes a shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fumador takes a shot to the head.
Tjefski crunches a lovely knee into Fumador's ribcage.
Nice elbow from Tjefski.
Knees to the body from Tjefski.
Tjefski landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tjefski landing knees to the body.
Fumador takes a knee right on the jaw!
Tjefski is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Tjefski lands a hook that snaps the head of Fumador backwards.
Tjefski comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Grande Fumador's cut is getting worse.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Fumador. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Tjefski works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fumador has been working on his balance at Wolfgangs Fight Camp $50, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Tjefski.
Fumador changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Tjefski fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Fumador takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tjefski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Fumador stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tjefski punishes Fumador's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fumador walks into a stiff left hand from Tjefski.
Tjefski fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fumador takes one on the button.
Tjefski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fumador doesn't seem bothered though.
Tjefski connects with the punch.

Fumador is rocked!
Tjefski fakes the body blow, causing Fumador to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Fumador goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sloppo Tjefski!
Sloppo Tjefski decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.