PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bushido Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brown comes to the cage accompanied by Lights Please - J Cole. Gracie has chosen r this town i 101 as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Brown
vs
Gracie

180 cm
20
280 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

195 cm
38
280 lbs
61 - 22 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

The Empire Clothing and Laundry

Hellbent
GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bushido Brown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 61 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Gracie, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gracie stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brown.

Brown has Gracie up against the cage in a clinch.
Brown tries to work over Gracie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brown tries to land knees in the clinch but Gracie avoids the damage to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from Gracie.
Gracie blocks an elbow strike from Brown.
Brown missing with knees to the body.
Gracie avoids a wild elbow strike from Brown.
Brown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Gracie is defending well for now.
Brown throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Gracie blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Brown doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Brown tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brown throws an elbow but it misses.
Brown misses with an elbow over the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gracie.
Gracie on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Brown throws a head punch that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brown just misses with a elbow thrown towards Gracie's brow.
Brown misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gracie blocks an elbow strike from Brown.
Brown misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Brown throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brown misses with the head strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Brown misses with a short punch on the inside.

Gracie wants the takedown. Brown is fighting it off but Gracie persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Brown's guard against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie trying to control but Brown is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gracie throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Brown works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Gracie is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Gracie has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Brown trying to keep a closed guard but Gracie is proving a slippery customer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie is looking to work some ground and pound but Brown has wrist control.
Gracie slips nicely into half guard.
Gracie not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Brown won't allow Gracie to pass to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Gracie is trying to work for a kimura but Brown is defending well.

Gracie looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Brown trying to control but Gracie postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asshole Gracie dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Gracie gets a takedown into half guard.
Brown is trying to get back to full guard.
Gracie missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Gracie landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gracie passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Brown!
Gracie thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Gracie with the ground and pound from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie with good strikes from the mount here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Gracie is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Brown has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Brown!
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Gracie escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Brown gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Brown trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bushido Brown.

Brown moves into the clinch.
Brown being controlled against the cage.
Brown softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brown putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Gracie in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Asshole Gracie showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Brown ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Brown attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.

Brown moves into range and clinches up with Gracie.
Brown can't find room to land a body shot as Gracie controls the action.
Brown scores with a shot to the side of Gracie's head.
Brown lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Asshole Gracie has been cut.
Brown tries to work over Gracie's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Gracie managing to block the knees to the body from Brown.
Bushido Brown has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Gracie ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Gracie no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gracie looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Gracie had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Brown defends it easily.

Gracie throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown wants to control from the top but Gracie keeps moving.
Brown won't allow Gracie to sweep him here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Brown trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Bushido Brown.

Gracie closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Brown avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Gracie.
Gracie in side control, throwing shots but Brown defends.
Brown might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brown managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Gracie.

Gracie is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Brown has escaped the position, nice work there.
Brown takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Gracie throwing strikes but missing, from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown is working to avoid the ground and pound but Gracie connects with a decent elbow.
Gracie lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Brown! Gracie senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Brown out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie is the new super heavyweight champion!
Asshole Gracie spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Bushido Brown stepped up to the mic, saying 'Man you come straight out of a comic strip.'.