PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wolfgang Van Beethoven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heimo Hulahula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Van Beethoven comes to the cage accompanied by Beethoven-Symphony 7. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Van Beethoven
vs
Hulahula

213 cm
32
277 lbs
24 - 13 - 0

176 cm
40
240 lbs
42 - 23 - 3

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Zipp Zapp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 23 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heimo Hulahula!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Van Beethoven avoids it.
Hulahula buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Hulahula looks to land a body kick but Van Beethoven moved away.
Van Beethoven blocks the body kick.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Van Beethoven sees coming a mile off.
Van Beethoven fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a body kick that misses
and Van Beethoven counters with a thumping low kick.
Van Beethoven pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van Beethoven tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Van Beethoven tries to land a front kick but Hulahula steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Van Beethoven shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Hulahula throws a half hearted mid kick.
A lazy body kick from Hulahula
enabling Van Beethoven to counter with a crisp jab.
Hulahula pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Van Beethoven dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hulahula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Van Beethoven throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Van Beethoven . That one must have hurt.
Van Beethoven misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Beethoven turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Van Beethoven .
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Hulahula misses with a two punch combination.
Hulahula connects with a body shot that sends Van Beethoven 's belly button to the back.
Hulahula closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Hulahula has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Hulahula ducks under a wild hook from Van Beethoven .
Van Beethoven connects with a right hand. Hulahula shakes it off.
Van Beethoven throws a hook but Hulahula avoids it easily.
Hulahula thows a body kick. Van Beethoven tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Hulahula displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Van Beethoven throws out the jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hulahula scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hulahula throws a leg kick but Van Beethoven sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hulahula looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Van Beethoven avoids it.
Hulahula lands a two punch combo.
Van Beethoven looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula throws a body kick that misses.
Van Beethoven fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hulahula on the side of the head.
Van Beethoven throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Van Beethoven is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Van Beethoven blocks the body kick.
Hulahula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Van Beethoven .
Van Beethoven throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hulahula misses with the body kick
and Van Beethoven counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hulahula misses with a kick to the body.
Hulahula ducks under a wild hook from Van Beethoven .
Hulahula checks the leg kick.
Hulahula pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Van Beethoven sees coming a mile off.
Hulahula throws a low kick but Van Beethoven avoids it.
Van Beethoven misses with a straight left.
Hulahula throws a right and a left that Van Beethoven avoids nicely.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Van Beethoven misses with a wild body shot.
Hulahula takes a swing at Van Beethoven 's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Van Beethoven counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hulahula blocks a leg kick.
Hulahula misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Van Beethoven finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Hulahula is looking to land body kicks.
Van Beethoven lands with a right hand.
Van Beethoven blocks the body kick.
Hulahula fakes the leg kick and cracks Van Beethoven in the body.
Hulahula slips a straight right by Van Beethoven .
Van Beethoven pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hulahula gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Van Beethoven blocks the body kick.
Hulahula thumps Van Beethoven with a low kick.
Van Beethoven moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hulahula uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Van Beethoven .
Van Beethoven takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Beethoven moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Hulahula throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
enabling Van Beethoven to counter with a crisp jab.
Hulahula misses with the body kick
and Van Beethoven counters with a nice uppercut.
Hulahula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Van Beethoven .
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hulahula. Van Beethoven shrugs it off though.
Van Beethoven comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Hulahula checks a leg kick.
Hulahula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Van Beethoven throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Beethoven throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hulahula's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Van Beethoven connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Hulahula scrambles back to his feet.
Van Beethoven throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Van Beethoven missing with a left hand there. Hulahula was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Van Beethoven misses the jab.
Hulahula goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wolfgang Van Beethoven dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Van Beethoven moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula pivots, looking for a leg kick but Van Beethoven is out of range and Hulahula settles back down.
Heimo Hulahula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Beethoven lands a head kick!
Hulahula is looking to land body kicks.
Van Beethoven throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hulahula looks for the body kick but Van Beethoven saw that one coming.
A lazy body kick from Hulahula
and Van Beethoven counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hulahula is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Van Beethoven rather than just go for the knockout.
A lazy body kick from Hulahula
and Van Beethoven counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Van Beethoven steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Van Beethoven avoids it.
Van Beethoven misses with a series of wild punches.
Wolfgang Van Beethoven is winning the standup battle so far.
Hulahula avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hulahula on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hulahula connects with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Van Beethoven steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Van Beethoven moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Van Beethoven avoids it.
Van Beethoven lands a jab-cross combination.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a leg kick but Van Beethoven sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hulahula moves out of range of the body kick.
Hulahula lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Van Beethoven sees coming a mile off.
Heimo Hulahula is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hulahula does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Hulahula on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Hulahula throws a lazy body kick

and Van Beethoven counters with a crisp one two that drops Hulahula! Van Beethoven thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Hulahula to his feet! Hulahula is in big trouble!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hulahula avoids the body shot from Van Beethoven .
Van Beethoven moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Van Beethoven moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Van Beethoven avoids a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula blocks the body kick.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Van Beethoven throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Nice uppercut lands for Van Beethoven . That snapped Hulahula's head back.
Van Beethoven scores with a decent looking hook.
Hulahula throws a push kick but Van Beethoven slaps the foot to one side.
Van Beethoven misses with a body kick.
Hulahula goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Van Beethoven moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Van Beethoven moves out of range of the leg kick from Hulahula.
A lazy body kick from Hulahula

and Van Beethoven counters with a nice right hand that sends Hulahula toppling to the canvas! Hulahula scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Van Beethoven finish him?!

Hulahula is rocked!
Hulahula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hulahula is still on wobbly legs! Can Van Beethoven finish him?
The fighters circling - Van Beethoven throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hulahula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Van Beethoven closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Hulahula out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Wolfgang Van Beethoven !
Post fight, Wolfgang Van Beethoven stared into the camera and said 'Thank you thank you! You were a wonderful audience! '.