PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hard Headed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Petr Dionys (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Headed
vs
Dionys

225 cm
27
300 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

198 cm
20
260 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hard Headed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Petr Dionys!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Anthony Taglia and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Headed tried to score with a low kick but Dionys checks it.
Headed throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dionys throws a low kick, looking for Headed's leg but Headed calmly moves out of range.
Hard Headed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dionys circles away from the clinch attempt.
Headed throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Headed.
Headed has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A low kick from Headed is predictable there
and Dionys counters with a three punch combo that has Headed backing up. Headed nods at Dionys to acknowledge the strikes.
Headed tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Headed misses with a low kick.

Headed clinches.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Headed just leaning against Dionys, taking a breather.
Headed tries to stall but Dionys uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dionys blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

Headed breaks from the clinch.
Headed throws a leg kick but Dionys moved away.

Headed moves into range and clinches up with Dionys.

Headed's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dionys connects with a leg kick. Headed looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Headed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dionys.
Headed throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Dionys gets tackled into the cage by Headed. Headed maintains the clinch.
Dionys lands a damaging elbow.

It looks like Hard Headed has been cut.
Headed lands a knee to the body.
Headed keeps control of Dionys as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A bit of stalling here from Headed.
Headed with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dionys wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Headed has him pressed against the cage.
Headed takes a shot to the head.
Dionys scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Headed prevents Dionys from breaking the clinch.
Headed takes an elbow to the temple.
Headed keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dionys's efforts to push away.
Dionys looking to slow down the pace here.

Dionys breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dionys checks the leg kick.
Headed closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dionys counters with a nice low kick that buckles Headed's knee momentarily.

Headed moves into the clinch.

Headed breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dionys swats away the attempt to clinch by Headed.
Headed lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dionys blocks the body kick.

Headed moves into the clinch successfully.
Dionys on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dionys is trying to force a seperation but Headed has the dominant position.
Dionys effectively controlling the action here.
Dionys wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Dionys.
Dionys is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Headed blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Dionys struggles to land a body shot inside as Headed controls his hands.
Headed using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dionys has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Headed gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Petr Dionys has been cut.
Headed misses with an elbow over the top.
Dionys tries to land a knee to the head but Headed blocks with his arms.
Dionys blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Headed throws an elbow but it misses.
Dionys misses with a knee strike.
Headed lands a nice elbow.

Headed breaks from the clinch.
Dionys checks the leg kick nicely there.
Headed thows a leg kick but Dionys checks it
and Dionys makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Headed really felt that one!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dionys throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dionys lands a nice hook to Headed's body. Headed takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Headed throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Headed avoids a kick to the body.

Headed clinches up against the cage.

Headed escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Headed throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Headed pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Headed fails in his attempt to clinch.
Headed fails in his attempt to clinch.
Headed moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A leg kick checked by Dionys.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dionys throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Headed tries to clinch but Dionys is having none of it.
Headed tries to score with a low kick but Dionys moves his leg out of the way.
Headed throws a leg kick but Dionys sees it coming and checks it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Hard Headed will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Headed wants to clinch.
A good leg kick by Headed.
Headed wants to land a leg kick but Dionys is out of range.
Headed misses with an attempted mid kick.

Headed rushes Dionys and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Dionys tries a knee to the head but Headed blocks it.
Dionys stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dionys tries to work over Headed's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

Headed pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Headed checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Headed looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dionys misses with a kick to the body.
Dionys takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Headed misses with a low kick.
Headed attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dionys checks the leg kick nicely there.
Headed throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Headed tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Headed misses with a leg kick
and Dionys counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Headed delivers a nice body kick.
Headed avoids the head kick by Dionys.
Dionys on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Headed turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A low kick from Headed is predictable there
and Dionys counters with a head kick. That will keep Headed thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Headed throws a front kick aimed at Dionys's knee but Dionys avoids it well.
An inside leg kick from Headed misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Headed looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Headed throws a leg kick but Dionys sees it coming and moves out of range.
Headed tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dionys paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Headed throws a front kick aimed at Dionys's knee but Dionys avoids it well.
Headed throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dionys.
Headed tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Dionys is able to avoid easily.
Headed looks to clinch
and Dionys counters with an inside leg kick.
Headed closes the distance looking to clinch
and Dionys counters with a head kick. That will keep Headed thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Good work by Dionys as he checks the leg kick.
Dionys takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Headed checks a leg kick.
Headed takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Dionys looks to land a body kick but Headed moved away.
Headed throws a head kick that misses.
Headed throws a low kick but Dionys avoids it.
Dionys throws a body kick that misses.
Dionys checks the leg kick.
Headed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Dionys chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Headed can pounce on him.
Headed is looking to clinch but Dionys is avoiding it.

Headed has closed the distance and engaged Dionys in a clinch.
Dionys blocks an elbow strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dionys.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Dionys just misses with a elbow thrown towards Headed's brow.
Dionys avoiding damage as Headed throws knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Headed has Dionys pushed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Dionys's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Headed tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dionys on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Headed just leaning against Dionys, taking a breather.
Dionys lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dionys tries to land knees in the clinch but Headed avoids the damage to the body.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dionys scores a nice knee to the body.
Dionys is trying to break the clinch but Headed is controlling him.
Headed wants to get back to striking at distance but Dionys won't allow it.
Headed taking a breather.
Petr Dionys seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dionys goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dionys misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Headed.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dionys throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Hard Headed will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Dionys goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Dionys fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Headed is out of range.
Dionys misses with an uppercut.
Headed tries to land a leg kick but Dionys saw it coming and moves away.
Headed tries to land a front kick but Dionys steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hard Headed is winning the standup battle so far.
Dionys avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dionys circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dionys counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Headed throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Headed feints and then cracks Dionys's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dionys down.
Some bone on bone action there as Dionys checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Headed misses with a kick to the body.
Dionys's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dionys moves out of range of the leg kick from Headed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dionys throws a head kick but Headed moves out of range.
Headed tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Dionys paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Headed moves out of range of the strikes.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Dionys checks a leg kick.
Headed throws a solid leg kick but Dionys takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Headed.
Dionys misses with a wild body shot.
Headed fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Dionys is out of range.
Headed does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Headed doesn't manage to clinch there - Dionys circles away.
Headed moves in looking to clinch but Dionys pushes him off.
Headed throws out a leg kick but Dionys moves out of range and Headed only half commits.
Headed tries to close the distance and clinch but Dionys swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dionys throws a wild body kick that Headed sees coming a mile off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Headed.
Dionys on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Headed misses with a low kick.
Dionys connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Headed misses with a kick to the body.
Headed thumps Dionys with a low kick.
Headed fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Good leg kick by Headed there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Headed avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Headed lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Headed.
Dionys throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Headed doesn't manage to clinch there - Dionys circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Headed throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dionys counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dionys checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Headed lands with a kick to the temple. Dionys shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

Headed darts in and clinches Dionys up against the cage.
Dionys lands a left hand that snaps the head of Headed backwards.

Headed breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Hard Headed is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Headed feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dionys's calf.
Headed throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dionys counters with a nice low kick that buckles Headed's knee momentarily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Dionys blocks a low kick nicely.
Headed is looking to land body kicks.
Headed misses with a low kick.
Dionys checks a low kick from Headed.
Headed blocks a head kick by Dionys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Headed moves out of range of the body kick from Dionys.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Headed tries to work over Dionys's front leg with a kick but Dionys checks it.
Headed checks a low kick from Dionys.
Headed tries to clinch there but Dionys circles away.
Headed wants to slow Dionys down by chopping away at his legs.
Headed misses with a body kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dionys lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Headed has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Headed and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Headed throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dionys.
Dionys throws a hook but Headed avoids it easily.
Petr Dionys has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dionys tries to land a front kick but Headed steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Headed scores with a spinning back kick!
Headed is looking to land body kicks.
Headed is looking to score with low kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Hard Headed showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Headed, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hard Headed!
Hard Headed decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.